A drunken ode to 19
The end.
You win; you all win.
If this is as good as it gets I'm fucked.
You make me throw up a little.
24 hour fitness is 24 hours for a reason.
I need a Barbie pop-up tent.
I should just puke the 128lbs away.
I hate football ::gag:: oh god do I hate football.
Three more years and I'll be a jew.
I cook for no reason.
Joshua is too good to me.
It would be funny if I lit the porch on fire.
Fireworks smell yummy.
As of tomorrow I am an old maid.
New Castle is my only friend.
I want free tortillas from DisneyLand.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and so are you.
The end.
You win; you all win.
If this is as good as it gets I'm fucked.
You make me throw up a little.
24 hour fitness is 24 hours for a reason.
I need a Barbie pop-up tent.
I should just puke the 128lbs away.
I hate football ::gag:: oh god do I hate football.
Three more years and I'll be a jew.
I cook for no reason.
Joshua is too good to me.
It would be funny if I lit the porch on fire.
Fireworks smell yummy.
As of tomorrow I am an old maid.
New Castle is my only friend.
I want free tortillas from DisneyLand.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and so are you.
The end.