"I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain't Canada!"

[openmoments]

 Dear Marvel,

Thank you for owning Iron Man. And thank you for turning the comics into movies.  Even though Iron Man 2 was crap compared to the first movie, Tony Stark is fucking ace and exactly my type of hero. The fact that he's completely made of sex doesn't hurt, of course. His lines are like gold, except I can't sell them.

Love,

-A

You guys, I

Comments

[kylezy]

Heehee, you're such a dork, I love it <3

[openmoments]

=B

I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE ME AND MY DORKINESS!!

Also: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????

[kylezy]

I've been around, chilling and emoting, that's what people do these days, isn't it?

[openmoments]

Well, why haven't I seen you? It saddens me. :( I MISS YOU!!!

Where have all my friends gone???? -grabby hands-

[kylezy]

I've been having late nights and playing a lot of Mario Kart, this is possibly why!

[openmoments]

This might be whyyy.

And we should really get back to that schedule we had set up at ficfully_yours. APPARENTLY WE ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS!

[kylezy]

We ARE terrible. But like I said, I'm writing something else, you're writing something else, we're sort of busy! I'd like to continue the comm, but I can only write one thing at a time, it seems!

[openmoments]

....

I know what our problem is!

[kylezy]

We're mental, that's what.

[openmoments]

Well, that too.

But! WE NEED MORE HANDS!!! ...and possibly another brain. BUT! Then we could write all the fic we wanted to.

-iz brilant-

[kylezy]

I need someone to write my fic for me, that'd be super handy!

[openmoments]

Ahahahaha. Tell me about it. I'm still working on your prompt. I promise! But I feel really awkward attempting to write porn at school. GAAAAAH! And at home I don't want my parents to find out and it's just...failage of life. :(

[kylezy]

It's all good bb, take all the time you need. Turn it into not-porn, if you want.

[openmoments]

Not bloody likely. I've got half the fic finished. Not backing out now. What do you take me for?

[kylezy]

A banana, I take you for a banana!

[openmoments]

.....does this mean you're planning on rolling condoms all over me?