Funny fan fic-ish thingy.
If you've read the Thief, Queen of Attolia, and/or King of Attolia you'll find this funny. A is for Queen Attolia, E is for Queen Eddis and G is for Eugenides. Yuki and I made this.
A- What are you doing in my daydreams dear Eddis
E: your daydreams? Well, I have no idea what you are talking about
A-must I need to tell you my daydreams....does this treaty take away all privacy what so ever
E: you dare accuse me of invading your privacy? I have done nothing!
A- Well if you must know...I was day dreaming of a nice, quiet picnic.....without any foreign queens and with.......never mind I don’t owe you anything
E: oh, and now you think that i disrupted your peaceful daydreams?
A-well do you have any explanation for a random Eddis popping out in my daydream?
E: and who ever said that this was your daydream, dear Attolia?
A-who's then...I doubt it’s yours
E: of course it's not mine!
A- Is it Eugenides'?
E: hmm... this must be... Eugenides'!
A- Well that explains it
G: wahahaha, they're fighting!
E: Gen, you stop that!
G: stop what?
A- I can’t believe I actually hand fed you
A- Stupid thief
E: you're calling my thief stupid!
A- he's a dunce
E: you should know that he might be stupid, but he served me very well
A- And he's my dunce
A- MY dunce
E: and your dunce he will be for ever
A-- Yup he shall
A- MINE
G: aww... so much for the fighting...
E: I don't care if he's yours
A- Oh shut up Eugenides
G: I did nothing!
A- Well he is MINE
E: will you stop repeating? i already know he's yours
A- If you did nothing why am i here?
E: and me as well?
A- Eddis, you cannot seem to remember the fact that he is mine
E: Gen, explain yourself!
E: I do know that he is yours. Are you calling me stupid?
E: your nagging is very annoying, you know. Gen this, Gen that. I know he's yours now
A- Well if the king explains himself I might retract any hostility
A- So get with the explaining king
E: Gen! I told you to explain yourself!
E: as your former queen, I command you so
A- Well I have other things to do you know so Eugenides ...explain NOW
G- I have nothing to say...can't a man dream
E: of course you can, but destroying the fragile friendship Attolia and I have made? you are too much!
G- Well it sure is fragile...since you keep fighting over ME
E: we are not
A- Well if this were our dreams we wouldn't be ...and no we are not fighting over you
E: Attolia's just nagging too much. I surrendered you to her already.
E: no offence to you, dear Attolia
A- None taken...glad to know
E: now, Gen! How could you? I never imagined you, of all people, do to destroy our friendship!
G- Well its very fun to see people fighting over you...if you haven't tried it....you should
E: you despicable man!
A- It is improper and I doubt neither of us will
A- I am sadly married to this despicable man
E: I can feel your pain, Attolia, though I am not married
G- well it’s not my fault
E: oh yeah? Prove it!
G- We could've waited a few years but NO....treaty this...treaty that....it’s all you two care about
E: you were the one who wanted to marry her!
A- Well if you want us to war all day...you could just say so
E: the treaty was merely a side-project!
G- Well...someone should have told me that
A- So now what...you’re regretting
E: I did! You deaf man! You never listen to anything
A- This is great
A- *sighs exasperatedly and storms of somewhere*
E: now see what you did, Gen! *storms off, following Attolia*
G: what did I do...?
~fin~
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A- What are you doing in my daydreams dear Eddis
E: your daydreams? Well, I have no idea what you are talking about
A-must I need to tell you my daydreams....does this treaty take away all privacy what so ever
E: you dare accuse me of invading your privacy? I have done nothing!
A- Well if you must know...I was day dreaming of a nice, quiet picnic.....without any foreign queens and with.......never mind I don’t owe you anything
E: oh, and now you think that i disrupted your peaceful daydreams?
A-well do you have any explanation for a random Eddis popping out in my daydream?
E: and who ever said that this was your daydream, dear Attolia?
A-who's then...I doubt it’s yours
E: of course it's not mine!
A- Is it Eugenides'?
E: hmm... this must be... Eugenides'!
A- Well that explains it
G: wahahaha, they're fighting!
E: Gen, you stop that!
G: stop what?
A- I can’t believe I actually hand fed you
A- Stupid thief
E: you're calling my thief stupid!
A- he's a dunce
E: you should know that he might be stupid, but he served me very well
A- And he's my dunce
A- MY dunce
E: and your dunce he will be for ever
A-- Yup he shall
A- MINE
G: aww... so much for the fighting...
E: I don't care if he's yours
A- Oh shut up Eugenides
G: I did nothing!
A- Well he is MINE
E: will you stop repeating? i already know he's yours
A- If you did nothing why am i here?
E: and me as well?
A- Eddis, you cannot seem to remember the fact that he is mine
E: Gen, explain yourself!
E: I do know that he is yours. Are you calling me stupid?
E: your nagging is very annoying, you know. Gen this, Gen that. I know he's yours now
A- Well if the king explains himself I might retract any hostility
A- So get with the explaining king
E: Gen! I told you to explain yourself!
E: as your former queen, I command you so
A- Well I have other things to do you know so Eugenides ...explain NOW
G- I have nothing to say...can't a man dream
E: of course you can, but destroying the fragile friendship Attolia and I have made? you are too much!
G- Well it sure is fragile...since you keep fighting over ME
E: we are not
A- Well if this were our dreams we wouldn't be ...and no we are not fighting over you
E: Attolia's just nagging too much. I surrendered you to her already.
E: no offence to you, dear Attolia
A- None taken...glad to know
E: now, Gen! How could you? I never imagined you, of all people, do to destroy our friendship!
G- Well its very fun to see people fighting over you...if you haven't tried it....you should
E: you despicable man!
A- It is improper and I doubt neither of us will
A- I am sadly married to this despicable man
E: I can feel your pain, Attolia, though I am not married
G- well it’s not my fault
E: oh yeah? Prove it!
G- We could've waited a few years but NO....treaty this...treaty that....it’s all you two care about
E: you were the one who wanted to marry her!
A- Well if you want us to war all day...you could just say so
E: the treaty was merely a side-project!
G- Well...someone should have told me that
A- So now what...you’re regretting
E: I did! You deaf man! You never listen to anything
A- This is great
A- *sighs exasperatedly and storms of somewhere*
E: now see what you did, Gen! *storms off, following Attolia*
G: what did I do...?
~fin~
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