alt. Lonely Hearts
Buffy didn't mean to snort at her new friend's idea. But, really, of all the thoughtless... hare-brained... moronic ideas! She glanced over at Angel to share the joke, but he looked just as perplexed about her reaction. Men! "Okay, guys. Let's forget for a second that Cordelia doesn't want to work here, much less hang out with any of us for the fun of it - of which we've got little."
"I'm a fun guy!" Doyle protested.
"Who turns blue and spine-y."
"Didn't I just say she doesn't need to know that?"
See? Moronic. "She'll find out, Doyle - and then what?"
Five more!