Ghost drabble
"If I was a ghost I would..." Xander glanced quickly at Cordy. "Totally not
haunt the girl's locker room. Because that would be inappropriate. And wrong."
Cordy rolled her eyes. "I'd haunt the mall." she said. "I could scare people
who are making poor fashion choices and make the world a better place."
"Do ghosts have mass?" Oz said.
"Maybe if they're Catholic?" Xander said.
"No, mass like weight. With zero mass you could travel faster than the speed of
light. I'd tour the solar system".
"The weird thing is, this isn't the weirdest conversation I've had today." Buffy added.
haunt the girl's locker room. Because that would be inappropriate. And wrong."
Cordy rolled her eyes. "I'd haunt the mall." she said. "I could scare people
who are making poor fashion choices and make the world a better place."
"Do ghosts have mass?" Oz said.
"Maybe if they're Catholic?" Xander said.
"No, mass like weight. With zero mass you could travel faster than the speed of
light. I'd tour the solar system".
"The weird thing is, this isn't the weirdest conversation I've had today." Buffy added.