Title: Tomatoes
Author:
maryficDisclaimer: Joss
Summary: Sometimes he eats tomatoes.
Character: Spike
Rating: G
Setting: Around season 6 or so.
The night is quiet, and I-5 is empty as he makes his way back south. The innocuous little box sits beside him, spilling over with red, potentially spurting deliciousness.
Spike gets in line, there is only one car ahead of his battered baby, and the DeSoto rumbles in protest at the stop.
The guard, nearly asleep. "Got anything to declare?"
Spike thinks. "I declare tomatoes."
Sometimes, he eats tomatoes. They spurt in his mouth, red and tart and remind him of what the chip has stolen.
What he will get back. Tires squeal to match his arousal. I declare, indeed.