Tabooey (Xander, R+)

Jan 19, 2004 02:59

My first Xander. My first slash.

Title: Tabooey
Spoilers: BtVS 5.03, “The Replacement”
Disclaimer: Property of Mutant Enemy
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When he was 12, Xander learned to love his penis. A lot. Probably too much. That was before Bug Ladies and Inca Mummy Girls.

Anya says she loves it, and he’s inclined to believe her.

He’s been curious. But this doesn’t count. He tries not to think about screwing his twin. It’s just an experiment. And sure, he knows Angel was buff, Riley’s cool, and Spike is compact, yet well muscled. But Xander Harris is not gay…

There’s no thinking during sex. Kissing. Fondling. Groping. And some anal penetration. But no thinking.

He’s not gay. Xander just loves his penis.

A.N.: Inspired by Xander’s line "She entirely wants to have sex with us (the two Xanders) together. Which is ... *wrong*, and, and it would be very confusing."

rated: r, xander, btvs5

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