Humor Drabbles, PG
Title: Love of a Lifetime
Author: Dlgood
Characters: Andrew Wells, Original Character
Spoilers: BtVS 7.22, “Chosen” , undetermined future
Disclaimer: Property of Mutant Enemy, the Tolkien Estate
Theme: Crossovers (Tolkien’s Middle Earth)
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Her leathery skin is coarse as desert stone, and just as pocked with craters. Her mud-brown hair is stiff as steel wool. And her eyes sparkle with timeless mischief.
Andrew never complains (anymore) that it wasn’t the breathtaking Legolas or the kingly Aragorn.
So what if she looks like a miniature version of ZZ Top? When he’s brushing the crumbs and spittle from her rusty beard, he only think of how lucky he is. That she loves him. And she’s just the right height.
Andrew doesn’t know what miracle brought Bris of Durin’s folk to Cleveland. And he doesn’t care.
A.N.: “Bris” is a she-Dwarf. Because Bearded girls need love too.
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Title: The Black Man
Author: Dlgood
Characters: Antoine Jackson (Undercover Brother), Charles Gunn
Spoilers: AtS 5.01, “Conviction”
Disclaimer: Property of Mutant Enemy & Universal Pictures
Theme: Crossovers (Undercover Brother)
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Inexplicably, Wolfram & Hart had hired some obnoxious teenager over Penelope Snow. White She-Devil was almost irresistible.
The Chief remained undaunted. Antoine Jackson was going undercover.
The newest litigation specialist studied his target’s bio. A man from the streets, leaves his ‘hood behind to work for an old, dead, white dude. Flirts with a British guy. Leaves his people to go chasing after a cheerleader. Starts dating skinny white girls with no behinds. He probably likes mayonnaise. Now’s he’s a big-time lawyer.
It was time to recruit Charles Gunn to the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. before this black man became The Black Man.
Author: Dlgood
Characters: Andrew Wells, Original Character
Spoilers: BtVS 7.22, “Chosen” , undetermined future
Disclaimer: Property of Mutant Enemy, the Tolkien Estate
Theme: Crossovers (Tolkien’s Middle Earth)
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Her leathery skin is coarse as desert stone, and just as pocked with craters. Her mud-brown hair is stiff as steel wool. And her eyes sparkle with timeless mischief.
Andrew never complains (anymore) that it wasn’t the breathtaking Legolas or the kingly Aragorn.
So what if she looks like a miniature version of ZZ Top? When he’s brushing the crumbs and spittle from her rusty beard, he only think of how lucky he is. That she loves him. And she’s just the right height.
Andrew doesn’t know what miracle brought Bris of Durin’s folk to Cleveland. And he doesn’t care.
A.N.: “Bris” is a she-Dwarf. Because Bearded girls need love too.
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Title: The Black Man
Author: Dlgood
Characters: Antoine Jackson (Undercover Brother), Charles Gunn
Spoilers: AtS 5.01, “Conviction”
Disclaimer: Property of Mutant Enemy & Universal Pictures
Theme: Crossovers (Undercover Brother)
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Inexplicably, Wolfram & Hart had hired some obnoxious teenager over Penelope Snow. White She-Devil was almost irresistible.
The Chief remained undaunted. Antoine Jackson was going undercover.
The newest litigation specialist studied his target’s bio. A man from the streets, leaves his ‘hood behind to work for an old, dead, white dude. Flirts with a British guy. Leaves his people to go chasing after a cheerleader. Starts dating skinny white girls with no behinds. He probably likes mayonnaise. Now’s he’s a big-time lawyer.
It was time to recruit Charles Gunn to the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. before this black man became The Black Man.