Jan 05, 2008 15:05
Dear Roommate,
You suck.
A lot.
You're not working and you sit around watching movies all day. At least when I was unemployed I cleaned the house. I don't like working alllll night, waking up, cleaning the house and going back to work while you sit there watching John Tucker Must Die eating everyone elses food.
I also don't like deep cleaning the apartment to come home the next day and have it be trashed again because you just can't put things away when you're done with them.
If you'd stop treating me like shit when I ask you to help out, I'll even try and help you get a job. This is really affecting our friendship and I wish it wouldn't.
No love,
Me
PS. Putting the trash near the door for someone else to take out is pretty cheap of you when you haven't taken it out in a month.