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Dear Hare-Brained Money Making Scheme Proto-Clients,
Please do not visit me at my Work1 office for Work1a purposes unless i specifically invite you. If you really must drop paperwork off at my day job, please do not expect me to Drop Everything to talk to you. Please especially do not attempt to discuss semi-confidential HBMMS business in front of my day-job boss. Just because probably won't actually get fired for freelancing doesn't mean your indiscretion won't make my life here really really difficult.
Dear HBMMS Potential Funder,
Please give me the money. Please. I double pinky, on the graves of my personal punk rock hero and my mother's mother, forfeit my metaphorical first born child, swear to put it to good use.
Please do not visit me at my Work1 office for Work1a purposes unless i specifically invite you. If you really must drop paperwork off at my day job, please do not expect me to Drop Everything to talk to you. Please especially do not attempt to discuss semi-confidential HBMMS business in front of my day-job boss. Just because probably won't actually get fired for freelancing doesn't mean your indiscretion won't make my life here really really difficult.
Dear HBMMS Potential Funder,
Please give me the money. Please. I double pinky, on the graves of my personal punk rock hero and my mother's mother, forfeit my metaphorical first born child, swear to put it to good use.