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Dear Delivery Dude,
While I appreciate your trying to cover up the inevitable body odor that comes with delivering greasy food throughout Midtown all day there is no need to bathe yourself in cheap cologne. Seriously dude, that's just rank.
Please try to refrain from letting your smell linger in my office for a full twenty minutes after you've left.
Thanks,
the girl who's resorted to stuffing kleenex up her nose to prevent her sinuses from marinating in the stench of thirteen year old boys
While I appreciate your trying to cover up the inevitable body odor that comes with delivering greasy food throughout Midtown all day there is no need to bathe yourself in cheap cologne. Seriously dude, that's just rank.
Please try to refrain from letting your smell linger in my office for a full twenty minutes after you've left.
Thanks,
the girl who's resorted to stuffing kleenex up her nose to prevent her sinuses from marinating in the stench of thirteen year old boys