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The other day I bought lunch at McDonald's. My receipt was attached to the
bag with a small sticker proudly proclaiming their latest slogan: "i'm lovin'
it."
I gnawed on a so-so fry, I wondered exactly who was lovin'
what? Apparently I was lovin' McDonald's, I guess. I don't remember being
consulted, but there it was in sticker-form. It was even trademarked, so I guess
my lovin' must be heartfelt and true.
Granted, McDonald's and I have a history, but isn't this all a little
presumptuous? And do they really need to be dragging the L word into it? They
didn't even have the courtesy to say they were lovin' me back! (I won't lie. It
stings.)
I thought I'd help Ronald out and whip up my own set of McStickers that cover
a slightly larger emotional spectrum...
