We made the paper!

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See, I told you "Wear Your Seatbelts" was the moral of the story of our wreck.

The Clarksville Leaf Chronicle says so, too.

I repeat. WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS. ALWAYS.

The "Gently" icon is in reference to my back and sternum, which, thanks to my seat belt, are just a little hurt.