My Christmas letter

[opalline]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I bought porn for jazi (10 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to hideo48 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (636 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!

Sincerely,
opalline

Oh! So this means that I'm responsible for Canada's whacked out winter election? Better get diplomatic immunity from Asscrackistan!