why do I have to listen to fiddy cent in Spain?

[opalalma]

Spent the weekend in a mountain town. Real mountains, not hills. There is nothing to do in a mountain town. Except drink. Which is a bad idea, because there are mountains, and your friends tend to fall down them. And then you get locked out of your hotel and have to scale the hotel wall and climb in through the balcony, drunk. And proceed to knock delicate glass lamps over, whioch doesn't matter too much because the electricity is out because of the thunder storm. And can't hear the only voice you want to, despite the fact that it is his birthday, because there´s no service, because you're in the mountains.

However, I saw the most amazing rainbow in the world this morning.

What? Now they're playing JLo.