and the crossposting of IRC fail begins
[19:27:07] Is it just me or is Firefury in dire need of a good, hot dicking?
[19:27:13] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …
[19:27:26] What? She seems to think and make them all the time
[19:27:27] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] snorts Sprite up his nose.
[19:27:32] I detect freudian issues.
[19:27:39] * +Firefury stabs Rezo. With a fax machine.
[19:27:40] everyone can use a good hot dicking now and then
[19:27:51] * Rezo ows.
[19:28:02] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] takes the fax machine and beats Kaj over the head with it.
[19:28:20] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:28:25] Wait a minute, hang on, something broke there
[19:28:26] * +Firefury /wanted/ to stab her coworkers with the fax machine last week, which is probably quite a statement given the non-stabby nature of a fax machine
[19:28:28] …wat
[19:28:43] …oh god what did I just type
[19:28:49] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …wait…
[19:29:05] you like fax machines too much, Aralonia
[19:29:09] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] is crying because he’s laughing so hard.
[19:29:20] S-SHUT UP
[19:29:24] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel just stares with his mouth dropped.
[19:29:29] IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT FAX MACHINE IS LIKE THAT
[19:29:46] I-I-I-I MEAN… STUPID FAX MACHINE! ALWAYS BEING USELESS, SO STUPID
[19:29:49] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> You just used Kaj as a sex toy for a machine.
[19:30:03] *** Aralonia!~Aralonia@c-71-202-128-29.hsd1.ca.comcast.net is now known as TsundereAralonia
[19:30:14] IT’S NOT LIKE THAT DAMNIT
[19:30:22] * Kajal|G1 is not a sex toy!
[19:30:23] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> Apparently it is.
[19:30:32] I… I… I… SHUT UP
[19:30:33] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> The fax/phone cord isn’t the only thing thats kinky it seems.
[19:31:00] YOu are now, Kajal
[19:31:02] * TsundereAralonia exits, rampaging, destroying half the chatroom with rage only comparable to Kugimiya Rie-voiced tsunderes
[19:31:21] NOoooOoOoOoOooo…
[19:31:25] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> The real question, I suppose, is ‘Is the fax machine male or female, and which role did Kaj play in this?’
[19:31:44] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Well, if the cords are indication, I’d say male.
[19:31:48] *** TsundereAralonia!~Aralonia@c-71-202-128-29.hsd1.ca.comcast.net is now known as Television_Announcer
[19:31:59] [22:28] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:32:01] TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE ANSWER TO THE /SHOCKING QUESTION/ ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES
[19:32:03] apparently i was used to push all the right buttons.
[19:32:10] if this doesn’t go in your IRC quotes blog
[19:32:10] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> lol
[19:32:14] ….
[19:32:23] <+Firefury>
[19:32:25] cuz that’s better than anything I’ve ever said
[19:27:13] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …
[19:27:26] What? She seems to think and make them all the time
[19:27:27] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] snorts Sprite up his nose.
[19:27:32] I detect freudian issues.
[19:27:39] * +Firefury stabs Rezo. With a fax machine.
[19:27:40] everyone can use a good hot dicking now and then
[19:27:51] * Rezo ows.
[19:28:02] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] takes the fax machine and beats Kaj over the head with it.
[19:28:20] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:28:25] Wait a minute, hang on, something broke there
[19:28:26] * +Firefury /wanted/ to stab her coworkers with the fax machine last week, which is probably quite a statement given the non-stabby nature of a fax machine
[19:28:28] …wat
[19:28:43] …oh god what did I just type
[19:28:49] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> …wait…
[19:29:05] you like fax machines too much, Aralonia
[19:29:09] * +Ainu[DinnerFood] is crying because he’s laughing so hard.
[19:29:20] S-SHUT UP
[19:29:24] * +Alakantar_Aleanrahel just stares with his mouth dropped.
[19:29:29] IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT FAX MACHINE IS LIKE THAT
[19:29:46] I-I-I-I MEAN… STUPID FAX MACHINE! ALWAYS BEING USELESS, SO STUPID
[19:29:49] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> You just used Kaj as a sex toy for a machine.
[19:30:03] *** Aralonia!~Aralonia@c-71-202-128-29.hsd1.ca.comcast.net is now known as TsundereAralonia
[19:30:14] IT’S NOT LIKE THAT DAMNIT
[19:30:22] * Kajal|G1 is not a sex toy!
[19:30:23] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> Apparently it is.
[19:30:32] I… I… I… SHUT UP
[19:30:33] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> The fax/phone cord isn’t the only thing thats kinky it seems.
[19:31:00] YOu are now, Kajal
[19:31:02] * TsundereAralonia exits, rampaging, destroying half the chatroom with rage only comparable to Kugimiya Rie-voiced tsunderes
[19:31:21] NOoooOoOoOoOooo…
[19:31:25] <+Ainu[DinnerFood]> The real question, I suppose, is ‘Is the fax machine male or female, and which role did Kaj play in this?’
[19:31:44] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> Well, if the cords are indication, I’d say male.
[19:31:48] *** TsundereAralonia!~Aralonia@c-71-202-128-29.hsd1.ca.comcast.net is now known as Television_Announcer
[19:31:59] [22:28] * Aralonia takes Kaj and beats the fax machine off with it.
[19:32:01] TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE ANSWER TO THE /SHOCKING QUESTION/ ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES
[19:32:03] apparently i was used to push all the right buttons.
[19:32:10] if this doesn’t go in your IRC quotes blog
[19:32:10] <+Alakantar_Aleanrahel> lol
[19:32:14] ….
[19:32:23] <+Firefury>
[19:32:25] cuz that’s better than anything I’ve ever said