The Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test (Fallout 3)
Go ahead, take the G.O.A.T., it's fun. Please?
Question 1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist who yells "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" what do you do?
* 1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
* 2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
* 3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning on blowing up the vault.
* 4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
Question 2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while.
* 1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreeds
* 2 Scream for help
* 3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
* 4 Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
Question 3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's frightened and hungry, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
* 1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok - Speech
* 2 Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
* 3 Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
* 4 Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
Question 4 Congratulations! You made one of the vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
* 1 Pitcher
* 2 Catcher
* 3 Designated Hitter
* 4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
Question 5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
* 1 Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol
* 2 Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
* 3 Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss
* 4 Throw your tea in granny's face.
Question 6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
* 1 Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
* 2 Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
* 3 Go to the armory, retreive a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
* 4 Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
Question 7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! Whats the best course of treatment?
* 1 Bullet to the brain
* 2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
* 3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion?
* 4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
Question 8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. Whats the best way to obtain it?
* 1 Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
* 2 Steal the comic book at gunpoint
* 3 Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
* 4 Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
Question 9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
* 1 Loosen some bolts on the sink. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
* 2 Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos!
* 3 Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
* 4 Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it
Question 10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything including our lives?
* 1 The Overseer.
* 2 The Overseer.
* 3 The Overseer.
* 4 The Overseer.
Question 1 You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist who yells "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" what do you do?
* 1 "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
* 2 "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
* 3 Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning on blowing up the vault.
* 4 Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
Question 2 While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while.
* 1 Amputate the foot before the infection spreeds
* 2 Scream for help
* 3 Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
* 4 Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
Question 3 You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's frightened and hungry, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
* 1 Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok - Speech
* 2 Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
* 3 Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
* 4 Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
Question 4 Congratulations! You made one of the vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
* 1 Pitcher
* 2 Catcher
* 3 Designated Hitter
* 4 None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
Question 5 Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
* 1 Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol
* 2 Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
* 3 Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss
* 4 Throw your tea in granny's face.
Question 6 Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
* 1 Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
* 2 Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
* 3 Go to the armory, retreive a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
* 4 Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
Question 7 Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! Whats the best course of treatment?
* 1 Bullet to the brain
* 2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
* 3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion?
* 4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
Question 8 A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. Whats the best way to obtain it?
* 1 Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
* 2 Steal the comic book at gunpoint
* 3 Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
* 4 Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
Question 9 You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
* 1 Loosen some bolts on the sink. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
* 2 Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos!
* 3 Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
* 4 Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it
Question 10 Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything including our lives?
* 1 The Overseer.
* 2 The Overseer.
* 3 The Overseer.
* 4 The Overseer.