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Anyone for PAGE FOUR!

Nov 06, 2009 12:26

ONE PIECE FAN-FOR-ALL

Or, free-for-all-fic, or fic free-for-all, or fic-for-all, whatever phrasing floats your boat.

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Sanjis new wanted poster feature his girly figure anonymous November 6 2009, 19:26:58 UTC

Sanji finally gets his photo on a wanted poster. Sadly it is him in his girly Okama island frock looking like he is enjoying himself.

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I'd like to see Sanji kind of loose some of his sanity over this...like maybe he feels he needs to be EXTRA brutal/cruel to try and get a raised bounty with a new picture. Maybe his reaction when stumbling across some marines masturbating to the poster? Or perhaps he totally looses it and dons the dress and luxuriates in blood of his victims because at least then he is recognized.

or

Just anything to push up the level of brain breakage, humiliation, or even humor of it. I think I would genuinely like anything that came of this.

(any pairing okay but not required)

Re: Sanjis new wanted poster feature his girly figure anonymous November 6 2009, 19:41:56 UTC

OUCH

(I secretly love this prompt)

Story anonymous November 22 2009, 03:55:14 UTC

Sanji quickly sized up the gathering of Marines as "not an threat". None of them looked really strong; he could take all of them on by himself in seconds without breaking a sweat, if he had to. But the crew was trying to avoid drawing attention on the island -- probably a lost cause with Luffy, but they could try regardless -- and picking a pointless fight with Marines would not help. They were all engrossed in studying the wanted posters, and didn't notice him.

He casually walked nearer, just to see what was so interesting.

"...such a hot girl...."

His ears perked up. Hot girl? He sidled closer to try and peer over the Marines' shoulders. If they saw him he could always pretend....

"...if I capture her, the bounty will be the last thing on my mind, bet she's real easy and willing to do anything to avoid...."

His face darkened. Such lewd comments about a lady, he would not tolerate. He stepped in, raised a leg to strike --

-- and saw the focus of those "lewd comments".

It was a picture of himself -- me! -- in a dress -- don't ( ... )

Omake anonymous November 22 2009, 04:08:13 UTC

"Sanji, why aren't you wearing any pants in your wanted picture?"

"Uh...."

"Because I came across Robin and Nami giggling about something and they showed me it but I don't get what's so funny about you not wearing pants."

"Well...."

"And when I saw the poster in town somebody had drawn underpants on it and it made you look like Franky and I didn't know you were such good friends with him that he let you wear his underwear."

"I...."

"Then a girl came by and drew hearts all around your picture. Do you have a heart condition or something? Was she your doctor?"

"You see, um.... Ineedtoturntheovenoffrightnowbye!"

Luffy stared at the rapidly vanishing back of his cook, and scratched his neck. "I didn't know you were cooking something."

Re: Omake anonymous November 22 2009, 04:50:15 UTC

Haha! Poor Sanji! OP likes the Omake as well!

Re: Omake anonymous November 22 2009, 05:06:17 UTC

Whenever there's a picture including nudity in a public place, somebody always draws underwear or a fig leaf on it. (Conversely, pictures of clothed people often have nipples/genitals drawn on them.) This amuses me, and I needed to put it in a fic. Especially since Luffy WOULD think it makes them look like Franky.

Re: Story anonymous November 22 2009, 04:48:17 UTC

AHHHHH!!! OP is amused and pleased with your brand of Sanji torture! Very Fun! Thanks a lot anon! (I totally pictured it and LOL'd, true story.)

Re: Story anonymous November 22 2009, 05:07:15 UTC

If OP happens to be into guys, I'd say OP also liked the mental picture of full frontal Sanji.

Re: Story anonymous November 22 2009, 05:10:47 UTC

OP would but the story made Sanjis manhood laughable...which is more sad than hot unfortunately.

Re: Story anonymous November 22 2009, 05:15:09 UTC

I just like screwing everything up for the lulz. My other victims include making a badass swordsman (not Zoro; from a different fandom) deathly afraid of the common housecat.

Captcha: "terran lake". Isn't that rather redundant?

Re: Story anonymous November 23 2009, 01:09:45 UTC

Writer just remembered that she never specifically SAID it was Sanji they were talking about; he just didn't want to know, and they COULD have been referring to a midget pirate (I just went for what amused me). Think whatever you choose of his genitalia.

Re: Story anonymous September 10 2010, 02:04:01 UTC

I imagine Sanji being small too. and kind of pathetic. Oh how I love to torture that boy~.

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