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Filled | Unfilled (BOTH posts updated to about half of page three, updated Sept 21, 11-something pm, GMT -5 ( Read more... )
“Zoro! Cut!”
He grumbled as he drew his sword and sliced through the metal.
“Wait a minute…don’t you have a key for this room?”
Nami stuck her tongue out.
“It’s easier to blame it on you this way!”
“WHA?!”
She pushed the door open and gasped. Zoro poked his head in after her.
“Empty…Those damn marines!”
“Marines?”
“At the last port while you guys you were fighting, the captain had made some comment that even if we ran we wouldn’t last long. They must have came on board and stole our food!”
“Not all of it…” Zoro nodded to a plastic container holding a heaping serving of rice.
“No..that’s new. Looks like Sanji-kun has been stashing the non perishable portion of his food here. DAMN it! He’s been doing this since then?!” She slapped her palm to her forehead in realization. He had planned to replenish the reserve out of pocket…that’s why he wanted a loan. “Why is he going this far? We have enough upstairs to last us another few days! We should be to the next island by then!”
Zoro shrugged but there was annoyance tugging on his features.
“For an idiot that plans ahead and holds responsibility over the food…that “should” can cause a lot of problems.”
“Nami. Zoro.”
They turned to the captain in the doorway, his eyes hooded by the iconic strawhat.
“The emergency food is gone isn’t it?”
“Luffy…um..” Nami hesitated, not sure about tone her captain was adopting.
“Yes. Looks like he’s been starving himself for our imagined benefit, “in case”.
“ZORO! Don’t tell him everything!” The navigator admonished in horror.
“I see. Nami. Zoro. I need your help.”
“Ok.” Zoro agreed all too easily.
“To do what?” Nami asked, a lot more cautiously.
“I’m going to fire Sanji!” He shouted with absolute conviction stunning Nami completely.
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Oh thank god...I was worried it was crap. I mean I have been writting so much fiction I have lost my perspective totally. I just was staring at what I wrote and was like..."Does this suck? It worries me I can no longer tell..."
So thank you for saying it was well written! YAy!
Sorry for the cliffhanger there! I figured I'd take a short break and do my homework due tomorrow. I'll probably have the next few parts tomorrow around midnight (eastern time).
Don't worry I have a plan for the "sanjis firing" part...it will hopefully go awesomely. Stay tuned...
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and that is a very good point, so *nags* do your homework! I myself should be doing it and I shall in two minutes... hopefully... x.x Can't wait to read more though!!
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Luffys purposeful march to the galley gathered the rest of the crew along the way behind him, so when the kitchen door was flung open it was more than enough sudden presence to make the cook drop the dishtowel he had just dried his hands with in surprise.
“Wha?!”
“SANJI!”
“Yes?” The look of confusion turned to annoyance as Luffy screamed his name despite him being a few mere yards away and already having his attention.
“You’re fired as cook!”
“WHAT?!” Apparently some of the crew that had marched in behind their captain was more shocked then the cook was. Sanji was rolling down his sleeves and reaching for a cigarette. He took his time in lighting it before turning to Luffy.
“You’re serious?”
Luffy nodded.
“Oi! Luffy isn’t this going a bit too far?” Usopp jumped in suddenly, coming up behind his captains shoulder. Sanji shook his head as he took another drag on his smoke.
“It is my responsibility that we have enough food. For failing in such a basic task I don’t blame him.”
“But Sanji-kun, it wasn’t your fault! Those marines took your reserves!”
“I should have checked, that’s part of my job. Sorry Nami-swan.”
“But…”
“Nami! The cook knows best what a cook is responsible for…”
Sanji grinned behind his cigarette despite himself.
“…but that’s not why I’m firing him.” The captains words prompted a bout of stunned silence and it was Sanji this time that looked the most blindsided.
“Huh? Then why?”
Zoro leaned against the door frame and chuckled a moment in understanding.
“Oi Sanji, what is the number one thing you’re supposed to do as the ships cook?”
Robin and Chopper smiled suddenly in understanding. Luffy nodded his head in agreement.
“Feed the crew, of course…” Sanji answered with a little confusion. After all he had been doing just that. Nami and Usopp joined in with Robin and chopper with knowing smiles. Luffy grinned at the response and Zoro just huffed like the chef had just confirmed his identity as number one idiot in the world.
“But Cook-san, you haven’t exactly been doing that have you?” Robin sighed as Chopper suddenly grew up to heavy point and thrust an acussing finger toward Sanjis direction.
“You’ve been ignoring someones health big time!”
“The great Captain Usopps cook has been neglecting a very important part of his duty! Luckily he is forgiving!” The sniper quipped as he drew himself up nicely.
“Sanji-kun...there is someone important that you have been unfairly starving.” Nami added with a wink.
Luffy nodded at each crewmembers outburst.
“Sanji! Aren’t you a member of this crew!? Aren’t you my nakama?!”
The cook looked stunned for a moment before a twitch of a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth.
“I thought I was just fired….so I’m not sure how I’m supposed to answer that.”
Luffy cocked his head to the side and let his fist smack his palm as he remembered the situation.
“Oh yeah! You’re no longer cook until you get better.” Came the response with a light cheery grin.
“Luffy…I’m not sick. I can still cook for you guys, I just haven’t been that hungry lately.” Sanji tried to explain.
Luffy frowned as if he had expected, but didn’t want to hear that answer.
“Zoro! Nami! Take his downstairs and tie him to the bed! Chopper you too, make sure he is ok!”
“What?! I’m not going to let you…” Sanji gritted out before Zoro grabbed one arm and Nami the other and began dragging him away. The cook looked livid and yet concerned that if he swung a leg at the swordsman he might hurt Nami-swan who was so tenderly embracing him at the moment. Chopper followed close behind.
“AND SOMEBODY GIVE HIM SOME MEAT!!!” Luffy bellowed after them.
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Aslo, why did my mind went directly in the gutter at Luffy's last line? orz
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And if you're not going to continue, could anon maybe pick it up and write a few more parts?
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Any addition to this would be welcomed with opened arms (well, less welcomed than glomped-and-possibly-kidnapped).
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