questions of life!!!

Jul 30, 2004 16:44

Do penguins have knees?

If a Pizza is round why is the box square?

Do illiterate people get the same affect from alphabet soup?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop," then why do they come with a resealable lid?

Why is it when you call a " Psychic" hotline they ask for your name?

If barbie is §ooooo popular, why do we have to BUY her "friends"?????

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

how do they make green jello?

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?"

What is the reason for the arm-pit?

*~* if a turtle loses its shell... is it naked or homeless? *~*

Whose cruel idea was it to put a "s" in the word "lisp"

If George Washington never told a lie, how did he get very far in politics?

where do babies come from? (he he he)

Does a Bi-Sexual Parade go both ways?.....

if a sheep's skin is cotton... why doesn't the sheep shrink when it rains?

-----> If HoOtERz EvA dElIvErEd FoOd wOuLd ThEy bE cAlLeD kNoCkErZ??
If Con is the opposite of Pro--Is Congress the opposite of Progress??

¤If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?¤

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why the hell do you wear a bra?!

If McDonalds luvs 2 c u smile then y do they always screw up ur order??

Why is the Kiddy Pool always so warm?

whats the speed of dark???

if anyone can answers these then i will be very happy!!!!
so leave me a comment if u know any of the answers!!!!
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