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Oct 05, 2004 12:21

In order to get the finest cut from the bones of a Cave Clan member, you have to catch them when they are situated at the lowest point below sea-level that can be reached using Melbourne's canal, sewage & grey water systems. This is because any increases in air pressure serve to 'concentrate' the meat of the betorched explorers, giving it more substantial texture and taste. In fact, we can judge with fantastic accuracy the quality of Cave Clan cuts by how 'underground' they are.
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Boiled Sweets is something I think will be released at around October 31st, November 1st. Staple one to a horse.

You can't possibly be having the same day I am. These sweeties are for the people.
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