FINAL DAY

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Today is the last day for BYE BYE BIRDIE! Allison came with me so she can help waitress. I had so many things to eat today. So i'm a happy camper as long as there's food involved. I didn't mess up the the moves for telephone hour today. Im writing this during the beginning of ACT II. ....have nothing else to add because im not one to give vivid details. You'd have to be here to know. My parents think that I'm really a lesbian.

PS.Why don't they dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians why they're at that.