Toes curl
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got your wish.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really
good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if
I should bring a shovel.
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got your wish.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really
good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if
I should bring a shovel.