just to be the man who walks 1000 miles

[oopsoohmy]

Despite the 1500 miles (mostly nautical, lest we forget) between them, he remains faithfully the:

Belle to her Sebastian,
The Luke to her Leah,
The Meth to her Trucker,
The Paris to her Nicole,
The Freedome to her Fry,
The Fry to her Zoidberg,
The Gabe to her Tycho,
The Ninja to her Monkey
The Trotsky to her Lenin,
The Homeland to her Security,
The Breaking to her Entering,
The Pubic Hair to her Forensics Investigation,
The Syphillis to her Sailor,
The Kurt to her Courtney,
The Biggie to her Tupac
The Eva to Herr Adolf,
The x-10 to her Pop-Ups,
The Buckner to her Garcia,
The Sodom to her Gomorrah,
The Saddam to her Mass Graves.
We go together like two batteries in a vibrator.