would you still talk to me if i had a toe growing out of my vagina?
one day my best friend in the whole wide world, jiffy mcsnugglepants was giving her boyfriend a wobblejob (if you catch my drift nig! ;D). so he was finishing with his buissnass when he invoitarily hit her in the back of the head, which was a side effect of the wobblejob. so then she choked and the cum came out of her nose. it was a weird moment, the weirdest of all her hooker experiences.
today i was walking home and i said to myself "wouldn't that be funny if that car was john groccia's (not at all reltaed to the one in rhode island)?" and it was funny because the car had britney spears and a teens bumper stickers all over it and then he was behind me... he came up and raped me and then i went home and cried for three hours, five minutes, and 27 and a half seconds. i think i need to go to one of those clinics.
what if i'm pregnant? OH NO. what's going to happen to me? :'(
today i was walking home and i said to myself "wouldn't that be funny if that car was john groccia's (not at all reltaed to the one in rhode island)?" and it was funny because the car had britney spears and a teens bumper stickers all over it and then he was behind me... he came up and raped me and then i went home and cried for three hours, five minutes, and 27 and a half seconds. i think i need to go to one of those clinics.
what if i'm pregnant? OH NO. what's going to happen to me? :'(