Don't tell me you really believe I did it for charity? I didn't think there was a soul naive enough to actually... swallow that malarkey.
[ He drums his fingers a moment on the tabletop where he is seated, then stops before continuing. ]
...Why tell you what I do with my free time when I could show you? I dare say, I haven't had a truly engaging encounter since my arrival. Perhaps you could change that.
Here Lies Ariel: Dead of GeekeryoopsiatehimDecember 11 2010, 06:10:36 UTC
[Oooh, now isn't that an interesting tonal switch. It makes her laugh.]
Hell if I know. I'm pretty sure at least a few of those suckers were really in it to pay for writing a bunch of dead guys' names on a slab. Which, by the way, one ivory'll get you a piece of chalk to write that shit on a boulder and that's still more than I care.
[And then, dot dot dot...]
Sound like a good time.
Long as you don't eat me. But I hear I don't smell much like food.
Blame Blue Oyster Cult...swordofthenorthDecember 11 2010, 06:30:29 UTC
I can't really think of a good reason.
[ That isn't to say he isn't thinking of doing it, anyway. You're such a vile thing, Jennifer, and he'd love nothing more than to wipe you off the face of the Sphere like the annoying smudge that you are... but instead he keeps up the charade. After all, the payoff in the end will be much more rewarding. ]
So, are you decided upon two hours, then? At least, to begin with. If you're as much fun in person to be around... I wouldn't object to spending even more time with you.
It seems I owe to you a small thank you.
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Which, by the way, is such a shame. Because you are uncharted levels of hot.
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I'd like to repay you.
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[...but now she's curious.]
So, repay me how?
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I've no need for ivories, Jennifer... and I'm possessing enough of my own to suit my needs just fine, besides.
[ His voice takes on a more provocative inflection. ]
What does a woman such as yourself want? Material possessions? Time she couldn't afford initially? Just name it, and it's yours.
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You're an awakened being, aren't you? Didn't think you guys were that gung-ho about charity!
[But hey, free stuff.]
Time sounds good. What do you do with your free time, anyway? Play with swords? Munch on villagers?
[She's smiling, in her smirky teenbitch kind of way]
Just kidding.
[Except for how she so isn't.]
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[ He drums his fingers a moment on the tabletop where he is seated, then stops before continuing. ]
...Why tell you what I do with my free time when I could show you? I dare say, I haven't had a truly engaging encounter since my arrival. Perhaps you could change that.
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Hell if I know. I'm pretty sure at least a few of those suckers were really in it to pay for writing a bunch of dead guys' names on a slab. Which, by the way, one ivory'll get you a piece of chalk to write that shit on a boulder and that's still more than I care.
[And then, dot dot dot...]
Sound like a good time.
Long as you don't eat me. But I hear I don't smell much like food.
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[ That isn't to say he isn't thinking of doing it, anyway. You're such a vile thing, Jennifer, and he'd love nothing more than to wipe you off the face of the Sphere like the annoying smudge that you are... but instead he keeps up the charade. After all, the payoff in the end will be much more rewarding. ]
So, are you decided upon two hours, then? At least, to begin with. If you're as much fun in person to be around... I wouldn't object to spending even more time with you.
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You, me, some shenanigans. You don't need to bring that shirt, by the way.
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But what will you leave behind in return?
[ Caution? Sense? Oh, wait. Those have long since been thrown to the wind. They were lost the moment you agreed to meet with him. ]
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Gee. I don't know. Not like I wear a lot to begin with. Suggestions?
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[Because NO WAY NO HOW does Jennifer believe anyone pays that much for some guy they aren't sleeping with. No matter how hot they are.
...meaning she basically assumes he's involved in some weird poly thing with Priscilla and Dietrich at this point.]
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