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[oopsdeadclan]

I have Mello tied to a chair. Entertain me, flist, before I tie Rukia to one too. Attention-seeking Valentine memes, uncut youtube videos and a herd of mindless tennis freaks just aren't cutting it, sorry to say

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[petit_shinigami]

.....................................

What.

[oopsdeadclan]

Hmm?

[petit_shinigami]

Why is my fate tied to everyone's ability to entertain you?

[oopsdeadclan]

More fun that way. Like playing a slot machine.

[petit_shinigami]

You can't make me.

[oopsdeadclan]

But Mello wants me to.

[petit_shinigami]

NO HE DOESN'T.

[oopsdeadclan]

I say you tie her up right now.

[petit_shinigami]

sjkdfksdhkjfh I WON'T BELIEVE YOU UNTIL HE TYPES THAT HIMSELF IN HIS OWN ACCOUNT.

[oopsdeadclan]

You think that's not him answering from his own phone?

[petit_shinigami]

....

Yes. No.

Er.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

Also, my cocoa-measure was PERFECT.

[oopsdeadclan]

You don't believe your own biffle? Even Kyouya wants you restrained.

Hmmm. So you say.

[petit_shinigami]

YOU ARE NOT MY BIFFLE. YOU ARE A MENACE. Kyouya's STUPID.

IT WAS PERFECT!!!