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Fandom. Help me prove a point.

Poll Proving a theory
Kyouya. Do you bowl? Haine's dropping by later this week to see about housesharing (given this place is basically deserted), and there's no point dusting off the Akatsuki bowling alley for no reason. Mello and Badou will be there too.

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ITACHI. NSJNSJKFSBHJSDJFSDFBDKFSHF.

[oopsdeadclan]

Apologies for the delay. Your enquiry will be handled as soon as possible.

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Delay my ass.

[oopsdeadclan]

If you ask nicely.

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That doesn't even make sense.

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You're probably right.

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Whats your deal, anyway? You're like a ninja mafia boss, right?

[oopsdeadclan]

Not exactly, although the Mafia analogy's apt. You could think of me as a 2IC I suppose, although the Akatsuki don't work that way. I'm arguably the second most powerful to Pein, our leader, I was born to a noble and uptight clan of fire-technique users, was considered their prodigy and future, and I killed the entire lot of them at 13 (after they encouraged and trained me to become an assassin) except for my little brother.

Oh. And I like dango. I also don't mind Mello. You?

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Sucks for them. Why'd you leave a survivor? ...The kid with the fucking tourettes is your leader?

I don't know what the shit dango is. And you wouldn't mind Mello, would you. You know my deal, probably.

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Various reasons. Our clan has a genetic ability handed down through the family, hence my eyes. Only the most talented can activate it, and only the elite can activate its second stage. I've done the latter, my little brother has the potential. Wouldn't want to waste that.

ecconcentrical? Yeah.

Dumplings. Sweet. Round, three of them pink, green, white on a stick. Sure you've seen it round. Understatement. I've seen bits and pieces, although feel free to elaborate. You have a family?

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Once/if he activates it, he's gonna wanna fuck your shit up. Doesn't that, oh, bother you? ...Whats the ability, anyway?

You seem more.. leaderly, really.

Oh, weird japanese food, cool. Are you and Mello like, totally omg boifriends? Ah, I had a brother once. Now it's just yours truly.

[oopsdeadclan]

Oh, he already wants to do that. Hasn't been able to yet though, and he won't. Activating the elite end requires killing your best friend.

Sharingan is the name of the ability. At the basic end it involves being able to copy any technique within a split second of your opponent executing it. At the higher end, you can trap them in an hallucinogenic illusion that's virtually impossible for them to break out of on their own. At the elite end, I can bend time and reality and keep someone in an illusory world of my choosing for what feels like three days, or even two weeks, when it only appears to be a second or two on the outside. Amongst other things. It's a coveted ability, hence my clan becoming important throughout history.

Funny how that works.

Yeah, it's been my favourite food since I was a kid. You can try it when you come round. You could call us that, if you wanted, but I'd have to kill you. Ah.

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Ahaaa. That's kind of a bummer. Think he'll have the balls?

That sounds like what happens when somebody puts something in your drink. Awesome.

Yep.

Cool. I tend to like spicy over sweet, but it sounds good. Aaahaha? Heartless Fuckbuddies it is. Yyyyyeah. Missing, probably dead. I got eyes all over this fucking town and. I would've gotten some kind of damn- whatever, you know how it is.