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[oopsdeadclan]

Apparently:

1. Eggnog with rum is the only good thing about Christmas

2. Exception to this rule: when the clay angels given to carollers explode

3. Exception number two: when I receive my present early

Comments

[ecconcentrical]

Fucking eggnog. When are they going to make vegan eggnog?

And the carollers display was the best fucking thing I've seen all month.

[oopsdeadclan]

At the risk of sounding helpful, you could try making your own with soy.

Completely. We should make it an annual tradition.

[ecconcentrical]

I've tried. It tastes like shit when I make it.

Damn fucking right we should.

[oopsdeadclan]

That's soy for you. I don't know how you put up with it.

Deck the halls with limbs of singers?

[ecconcentrical]

I'm used to it. But some things, you just can't fucking do right with soy. Maybe I'll try rice milk...

Don we now our Akatsuki apparel?

[oopsdeadclan]

Eg, pretty much any dessert. I'm not sure rice milk's going to cut it.

Are you suggesting that Akatsuki = gay?

[ecconcentrical]

rice milk makes very convincing ice cream.

Considering that Konan is probably the only completely straight member of Akatsuki, yes, I fucking am.