15.

[oopsdeadclan]

Apparently:

1. Eggnog with rum is the only good thing about Christmas

2. Exception to this rule: when the clay angels given to carollers explode

3. Exception number two: when I receive my present early

Comments

[yondychan]

Well aren't you just a little bundle of holiday cheer!

[oopsdeadclan]

Do you really think I'd be on Santa's Good Boy list anyway?

[yondychan]

Are you on anyone's?

[oopsdeadclan]

I don't know, am I?

[yondychan]

Need I remind you of the jail cell awaiting you here?

[oopsdeadclan]

Does it have a Christmas tree?

[yondychan]

With red lights and an angel on top.

[oopsdeadclan]

How about tinsel?

[yondychan]

I think we can do tinsel.

[oopsdeadclan]

You're clearly more adept at torture than I gave you credit for.

[yondychan]

I'm not to be underestimated.

[oopsdeadclan]

I don't know. You haven't mentioned the clincher yet.

[yondychan]

And what would that be?

[oopsdeadclan]

Carols. On repeat. Endlessly.