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[oopsdeadclan]

If I see another Christmas-themed post, I may well commit genocide.

Oh. Whoops.

Seventeen sleeps until, oh joy, I can go for dango without fear of being trampled by a crowd. Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

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[devilsball]

You could start with a massive Santa Claus genocide. I'm sure no one would blame you. No one who counted. Apparently every loves a child molester.

I've been nice~

[oopsdeadclan]

Tempting. You have to be suspect about an old man in a fur trimmed suit sitting children on his knee.

Are you sure that isn't a typo?

[devilsball]

You have to suspect anyone so jolly about it, too.

Are you saying I haven't been?

[oopsdeadclan]

Ho ho ho has taken on a whole new meaning.

I can't imagine why I'd imply such a thing.

[devilsball]

One I would prefer not to dwell on.

Mm, exactly. I am the epitome of model behavior.

[oopsdeadclan]

Oh Mello. Where's your Christmas spirit.

I've not met anyone more well-behaved.

[devilsball]

Must have left it in my other jacket.

My father would be proud.

[oopsdeadclan]

Along with how many blocks of chocolate?

No punishment in store for you then.

[devilsball]

Not enough numbers.

But I said I had been good. Good children are supposed to get what they want, Itachi. You're not playing by the rules.

[oopsdeadclan]

So you have some to spare then?

I didn't realise I played by any rules. But I'll concede that you've been good. What does Mello want?

[devilsball]

Not a single bar. They worth quite a lot, Itachi.

I'll have to think about it.

[oopsdeadclan]

Are they now. And what would you value one bar at?

Take your time. I'd hardly want to rush you.

[devilsball]

Lets see.

Of course not. You have to think long and hard about the things you really want. It's good you understand this.

[oopsdeadclan]

I might be willing to do that.

Some things are worth patience and thorough exploration. Likewise.

[devilsball]

Suppose that means I better save you some chocolate, then.

Mmm. Absolutely. And when you can't decide right away, self... assessing. Can come in handy.

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[oopsdeadclan]

You'd better, if you're interested in finding out what I'm willing to pay.

Are you doing what I'm pretty much absolutely positive you're doing?