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[oopsdeadclan]

Thank you, Pein.

Comments

[tomatodelight]

If this is what you're doing in your free time, then I've been working too hard.

[oopsdeadclan]

You should watch that. Workaholics die every day.

[tomatodelight]

I'm not too concerned. But you should work more.

[oopsdeadclan]

And take away your fun in killing me? Never.

Feel like a family Christmas? I'll make plum pudding.

[tomatodelight]

I didn't know you were so concerned with my happiness.

. . . . . . . . . . I'd love to. Where will you be staying again?

[oopsdeadclan]

I reflect on it daily.

Actually I was thinking I'd come to you.

[tomatodelight]

To the most positive ends, I'm sure.

No, I insist.

[oopsdeadclan]

I always have your well-being at heart.

I wouldn't want to put you out.

[tomatodelight]

I wouldn't be surprised if you really believed that.

You wouldn't. It would make me... happy.

[oopsdeadclan]

Potential =/= well-being.

Who knew that visiting your aniki on Christmas day would inspire such unheard-of feelings.

[tomatodelight]

Just as carrying something at heart doesn't mean you have the actual organ. I'm not concerned.

Indeed. Now where can I expect to see you?

[oopsdeadclan]

It was beating, last I checked. Although Deidara attests it's cold and icy. Why, I have no clue.

Depends on the present you got for me.

[tomatodelight]

There's really only one way to know. I volunteer to find out.

I have something already planned, but what would you like?

[oopsdeadclan]

So kind of you. Could it be you have my well-being at heart too?

Murder in cold blood's so predictable. I hope you're more inventive this year.

Do you really want to know?

[tomatodelight]

Hardly. You have absolutely nothing to do with my heart.

I'll get you two things then.

Yes.

[oopsdeadclan]

You keep telling yourself that.

So generous.

That would be telling.