OOC: ITASASU...NARU LOG THE SECOND

[oopsdeadclan]

Who: Itachi oopsdeadclan and Sasuke attitudinal with a side helping of Naruto. Again.
When: Last night.
Where: Just outside Konoha.
Why: Sasuke wants Naruto and Itachi wants Sasuke, and now they've struck a bargain - a switch of positions for Sasuke this time, and Itachi gets what he wants next.
What: NC-17. Sex, again. Er. BUT THERE'S OTHER STUFF PLANNED.
Warnings:

Comments

[attitudinal]

THAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU FOR DOING THE CODING. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[oopsdeadclan]

THAT IS QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE OKAY, SUGARLUMPS. :DDD ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[attitudinal]

...SUGAR WHAT NOW? :O

[oopsdeadclan]

I CAN CALL YOU BUTTERMUFFINS IF YOU WANT :>

[attitudinal]

BUTTERMUFFINS MAKES ME SOUND EASY. :|

[oopsdeadclan]

...you're not easy? I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T.

[attitudinal]

SO VERY ANGRY. I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR FACE ANYMORE. >|

[oopsdeadclan]

YOU'RE SO EASY TO RILE YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD A CRUSH ON MY FACE! >O

[attitudinal]

IGNORING. I DID UNTIL YOU MISUSED YOUR POWERS FOR EVIL.

[oopsdeadclan]

PERSISTING. HOW COULD BUTTERMUFFINS EVER BE CONSIDERED EVIL? THEY ARE SWEET AND BUTTERY! >O

[attitudinal]

YOU ARE EVIL, NOT BUTTERMUFFINS! AHHHHHHHHH STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME!

[oopsdeadclan]

I WASN'T TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU, MERELY PLY YOU WITH BUTTERY GOODNESS. AND EVIL.

[attitudinal]

I AM NOT THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY OR WHATEVER HE'S CALLED. KEEP YOUR BUTTER TO YOURSEFL. >|

[oopsdeadclan]

IS HE EVIL? YOU KNOW YOU WANT YOUR MUFFINS BUTTERED! >O

[attitudinal]

HE COULD BE. ...EW. COOTIES.

[oopsdeadclan]

IF THERE ARE COOTIES IN BUTTERED MUFFINS THEN I AM REALLY, REALLY SCARED. IGNORES EUPHEMISMS