Fucking laser tag is more brutal then I fucking remembered it being. Fucking Kratos. You don't take HOSTAGES in LASER TAG. We didn't HAVE to hold Yellow for ransom. You've got some issues, dude.
I'm gettin' too old for this kinda shit.
But whatever. It's been brought to my attention that there's gonna be some animated shit based on our comic book thing or whatever, so I figured I'd look into it while recovering from laser tag induced collapsed lungs. So I found this promo video. And naturally, I screen capped it to make fun of Badou.
NOTE: I only had fuckin' print screen and MS paint for this shit, so yes. They are quite possibly the ugliest screen caps known to man.
Here we find Badou, doing what he does best. Besides smoking all of my cigarettes. Doesn't he look happy?
Oh, my little brother. He's come a long way from being bullied at school every day. People used to steal his lunch money all the time. I can't even remember how many times he'd come home crying with a black eye and bloody nose. One time he even asked me to go out and beat up the bully. Isn't that cute?
The natural habitat of a Nails: The dumpster. I've been in so many dumpsters it's not even funny. And now my little brother is following in my footsteps. I don't think that's something I should be proud of.
He really does this, I swear to God. It's the funniest fucking thing.
Gun Smpker. An omen of things to come.
I didn't think it was possible to make Badou look even more feminine, but it seems I've been proven wrong.