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[oops_i_fell]

I know it's kinda late but.

I just sent/gave some presents to some people.

I hope they don't suck too bad and stuff.

((ooc: Since I'm too lazy to go picture hunting here's a fucking list

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[nicotine_patch]

Where did you find him.

[oops_i_fell]

Ah?

[nicotine_patch]

I like the lighter you're a retard.

[oops_i_fell]

I'm glad you like it.

Found him under the old blind lady's floor. Somehow he ended up tossed in a box with a bunch of my old shit.

[nicotine_patch]

He has cough syrup on him.

[oops_i_fell]

That's because you had the flu that one week. You puked on him.

I didn't wanna throw him in the wash because he has that ear missing and a hole in his stomach and I can't sew worth shit so his stuffing would all fall out..

[nicotine_patch]

SHUT UP DAVE.

[oops_i_fell]

I could try sewing it.

But the last time I did that I ended up sewing a shirt to my pantleg.

And once I stapled a pair of pants to my-

lets not talk about that one.

[nicotine_patch]

-ouuuuch.

You suck at sewing I can fix him.

[oops_i_fell]

You and your mad homemaker skillz.

[nicotine_patch]

I'll staple your wiener.

[oops_i_fell]

I don't want any more staples in there..

[nicotine_patch]

more?

[oops_i_fell]

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[nicotine_patch]

definitely aren't gonna be any more Nailseses, huh.

[oops_i_fell]

Not if you keep fucking men.