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Character: Date Akira
Series: Kamen Rider OOO
Character Age: 31
Job: Chicken Wrangler
Canon: Have you ever used a vending machine? Pop in the coin, press for the soda, and receive it instantly. Easy, huh? Well imagine if you could use those coins instead to turn into a superhero. Kamen Rider OOO is the answer to this! In a world fueled by desire, thick coin-like medals are the physical representation of those desires. Five monsters named “Greeed” are the ones who feed off of these medals. Kamen Rider OOO and his comrade, Kamen Rider Birth fight against the Greeed and their off-shoot monsters to protect the world from being overrun by uncontrollable desire.
Date Akira is Kamen Rider Birth. A knowledgeable man with both street smarts and book smarts, he does his best to live his life how he wants it to be. Driven by his goal of earning 100 million yen, he does his best to reach it, even blurring the lines between right and wrong once in a while too. He has a laid back and humorous air about him which causes people to feel at ease because of the normal view he approaches things with. Believing in the power of desire and the power of people too, when he’s off the job it seems he lives for fun. Rarely a serious moment around him, there’s times when even during battle he cracks a joke or two. He’s still dependable though, the man one can trust they can go to to be grounded and brought back to reality. He knows when it’s time to be serious and time for play, and is able to switch gears in an instant. Still, none of this matters when it comes to remembering the names of things because all birds are chickens and all chickens are birds. Unfortunately, it’s not particularly clear if he mixes up names for the sake of a good joke or if he really doesn’t care. Date is just the type of person who could go either way on that front.
Sample Entry:
Oi! You, Monkey-chan over there. Don’t look at me like that, you go “Ooo Ooo,” so you're a monkey. Anyway, help me with these chickens. I need to gather some of their feathers for my job, so if you catch the chickens, I can pluck them. Alright, I’ve got an empty sack, a flock of chickens and a monkey -- ah, those are chickens right? White feathers and they keep squawking, so they must be. I need to collect... 200 feathers by 5 o’clock? That should be easy with us two. I think I heard a phrase about this once -- to catch a bird, you need a rock. Hope it’s not a literal phrase though or we might get in trouble. Anyway, time to start earning! Here we go, you come in from that side, I’ll go in this side. Wait! That thing just went for a fish! Did you see that? A fish! I could’ve sworn these were chickens but now I have some doubts. Chickens just don't eat fish. Don't chickens hang out around ponds though?
What? What?! Why are you looking at me that way? We’re never going to get anything productive done if we don’t work as a team so, is there a problem? It's because you're not getting paid, I bet. Ah! I got it, Monkey-chan, how about I treat you to a banana to make up for it? Monkeys like bananas, right? Oh come on, we’re a team. If you help me out, I’ll pay you in bananas. It’s give and take, y’know. You give me help, I give you bananas. Don't look at me like that! In this sort of economy, you're lucky to get two bananas at most! That's really ungrateful of you, Monkey-chan, I have to say. Maybe you should reevaluate yourself if you're going to go around turning down every banana you're offered just because it's not, like, a golden banana or something.
Anyway, if we're going to work together, you'll have to help me on all my duties. I collect eggs in the morning which I've done today, feathers in the afternoon which I'm doing right now, and the dead carcasses at night -- see, the zombies usually get to them if they haven’t found a good human during the day. It’s a hard job since a lot of the times they’ll hide amongst the fire breathing ducks, but if I work hard enough, I’ll have my own team of Wranglers to command so I won’t catch on fire as much. Neat, huh? Ha, you probably don’t get it though since you’re just a monkey. Basically: Fire Equals Bad. You'll realize that in time.
Oi, don’t leave! We still have feathers to get! Aaah, why are gorillas so sensitive, I wonder. . . Oh, huh. That was it, wasn’t it? He wasn’t a monkey, he was a gorilla. And those weren’t chickens, those were ducks! Thank god they weren't the fire breathing ones or he might have been ever more mad. Hm, I still like the name “Monkey-chan”, it’s fitting for that gorilla. Haha, that’s amazing though, I can’t believe I confused the two. Next time, I won't or I might not be so lucky. Either way, Date Akira has a job to do -- let’s get earning!
Voted in here at 94.7%!
Series: Kamen Rider OOO
Character Age: 31
Job: Chicken Wrangler
Canon: Have you ever used a vending machine? Pop in the coin, press for the soda, and receive it instantly. Easy, huh? Well imagine if you could use those coins instead to turn into a superhero. Kamen Rider OOO is the answer to this! In a world fueled by desire, thick coin-like medals are the physical representation of those desires. Five monsters named “Greeed” are the ones who feed off of these medals. Kamen Rider OOO and his comrade, Kamen Rider Birth fight against the Greeed and their off-shoot monsters to protect the world from being overrun by uncontrollable desire.
Date Akira is Kamen Rider Birth. A knowledgeable man with both street smarts and book smarts, he does his best to live his life how he wants it to be. Driven by his goal of earning 100 million yen, he does his best to reach it, even blurring the lines between right and wrong once in a while too. He has a laid back and humorous air about him which causes people to feel at ease because of the normal view he approaches things with. Believing in the power of desire and the power of people too, when he’s off the job it seems he lives for fun. Rarely a serious moment around him, there’s times when even during battle he cracks a joke or two. He’s still dependable though, the man one can trust they can go to to be grounded and brought back to reality. He knows when it’s time to be serious and time for play, and is able to switch gears in an instant. Still, none of this matters when it comes to remembering the names of things because all birds are chickens and all chickens are birds. Unfortunately, it’s not particularly clear if he mixes up names for the sake of a good joke or if he really doesn’t care. Date is just the type of person who could go either way on that front.
Sample Entry:
Oi! You, Monkey-chan over there. Don’t look at me like that, you go “Ooo Ooo,” so you're a monkey. Anyway, help me with these chickens. I need to gather some of their feathers for my job, so if you catch the chickens, I can pluck them. Alright, I’ve got an empty sack, a flock of chickens and a monkey -- ah, those are chickens right? White feathers and they keep squawking, so they must be. I need to collect... 200 feathers by 5 o’clock? That should be easy with us two. I think I heard a phrase about this once -- to catch a bird, you need a rock. Hope it’s not a literal phrase though or we might get in trouble. Anyway, time to start earning! Here we go, you come in from that side, I’ll go in this side. Wait! That thing just went for a fish! Did you see that? A fish! I could’ve sworn these were chickens but now I have some doubts. Chickens just don't eat fish. Don't chickens hang out around ponds though?
What? What?! Why are you looking at me that way? We’re never going to get anything productive done if we don’t work as a team so, is there a problem? It's because you're not getting paid, I bet. Ah! I got it, Monkey-chan, how about I treat you to a banana to make up for it? Monkeys like bananas, right? Oh come on, we’re a team. If you help me out, I’ll pay you in bananas. It’s give and take, y’know. You give me help, I give you bananas. Don't look at me like that! In this sort of economy, you're lucky to get two bananas at most! That's really ungrateful of you, Monkey-chan, I have to say. Maybe you should reevaluate yourself if you're going to go around turning down every banana you're offered just because it's not, like, a golden banana or something.
Anyway, if we're going to work together, you'll have to help me on all my duties. I collect eggs in the morning which I've done today, feathers in the afternoon which I'm doing right now, and the dead carcasses at night -- see, the zombies usually get to them if they haven’t found a good human during the day. It’s a hard job since a lot of the times they’ll hide amongst the fire breathing ducks, but if I work hard enough, I’ll have my own team of Wranglers to command so I won’t catch on fire as much. Neat, huh? Ha, you probably don’t get it though since you’re just a monkey. Basically: Fire Equals Bad. You'll realize that in time.
Oi, don’t leave! We still have feathers to get! Aaah, why are gorillas so sensitive, I wonder. . . Oh, huh. That was it, wasn’t it? He wasn’t a monkey, he was a gorilla. And those weren’t chickens, those were ducks! Thank god they weren't the fire breathing ones or he might have been ever more mad. Hm, I still like the name “Monkey-chan”, it’s fitting for that gorilla. Haha, that’s amazing though, I can’t believe I confused the two. Next time, I won't or I might not be so lucky. Either way, Date Akira has a job to do -- let’s get earning!
Voted in here at 94.7%!