the 90's are sweet, all right? that's all i have to say.
uh, let's see. i think i'm just going to say a bunch of random things...see what people say. my sister is typing this right now. go ahead, say hi erin. do you want to say hi? i guess she's shy. people are going to be really confused by this. oh no, i'm a shriiiimmmp. this is the weirdest show i've ever seen, though i've already watched this show, many a times before. i think team mullet is winning. oh my god, look at him dance. no erin, seriously, look at him dance. you don't have to say everything i say to you. oooooh norm duke! come on and come to my house, ladies! come on and come to my house, girls, girls! you're so scandalous, strongbad. erin almost forgot how to spell scandalous. you know what's a funny word? fork. and spork. ha, these people have gloves and head things on. what's the word? shower caps? no, that's not it. damn. i hate myself. "hair nets?" erin asks. yeah! hair nets! i want to carve a pump-ee-kin. erin said pee! oh fine, hyphenate my pee! that sounds so funny. hah, that pig's got controllers on it. people are probably going to think that i'm on crack, but i'm just really giddy cause i got up too early today. i saw mister porn today. and he was talking to mister clam. he waived at me when i was driving a two mile per hour car, on coast. i felt like i was going to crash. i was scared. i saw my life flash before my eyes. i was going too fast. this is like pong, but like faster and i think it has gum on the sides of it. sweet, yellow team! oh, boo yellow team! red's beating you by twenty-five. you know...if i were the host of nick arcade, i would give the yellow team twenty-five pity points for how bad that kid's hair is. yeah. how much of an accomplishment is it to win video games. i mean...i can see if it's like a video game today that are harder, but these are like super bad graphic ninety...s video games. i almost forgot the s. erin is typing it exactly how i'm saying it. that is why it sounds retarded. (duh.) pfff, whateva. i do wha i want. woah, that was like a cartman saying, but i said it in like a french canadian strongbad voice. whateva, i do wha i want. no, that wasn't any better. whateva, i do wha i want. i lost my cartman! i want my cartman back! *yawn* do they really have to know that i yawned? *stares blankly* is that an insult? that was a funny laugh, erin. it was like a chuckle-giggle. so it was like a chickle. a chiggle. you didn't put chiggle in cap. i said it in caps voice. put chiggle in caps. hey before you said chiggle in cap. say caps. okay now say chiggle. capital letters! i said capital letters! you wouldn't know capital if it came up and bit you in the face! i mean, ya gotta have caps. all said in strongbad voice. marzipan should go flush her head down the toilet, cause her head is just so stupid and flushable. are you having fun, erin? because you're really catching up with me fast, cause i am still talking. ya know...eh? write that. no i mean, write what you just said. erin just said "this is super fun." she wouldn't type it. because she said it and i didn't and she's just typing what i say. so to make her say it, i have to make her type it...maybe...that didn't really make sense did it? wait, let me try again. to let you know what she said, i have to SAY it, so she TYPES it. oh NOW you do the CAPS! you won't put chiggle in CAPS, but you put SAY and TYPES in caps, but now...AND you put CAPS in CAPS! and is not worth caps. see if you switched AND with chiggle, then it would be worth caps. this kid's got a flat nose. look at him erin. (erin looks. yes, flat nose.) flat nose, he has. ah yoda, how wise you are. saying your sayings backwards. saying your sayings?! i really am crazy. (erin nods) i am not crazy erin. i am just giddy. can't you tell? by my giddy little icon? well, i cut little bangy thingies and you didn't. did they just say merlocks?! i think they did. that's kinda like merlin vs. merla, no wait! crap! huh. i was just gonna say MERLOCKS! thanks alot! stupid show! again with the caps. can't you just put chiggle IN CAPS?! you're the devil, ERIN! oh come on! okay let's try this again. merlocks is like merlin plus maalox. oh, i thought we ran out of room. my butt itches. (just remember, that's caitlin) it was really erin. (no it wasn't) i was just saying what she was saying (she's a liar) no really, she's the liar. she's been lying about the stuff that we were saying...and...she always gets itchy butts, because she has plural butts...and... (nope) how about try yes. you have like eight buttox...s...s...s. i've seen them (sick!)...wait! no, i haven't! i mean, yes i'm awesome...! i meant, i can see myself in your pants, cause they're so shiny. i mean! wait! no! what i really meant was nicholas. and that ends the matter. and i will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the sibby. erin had to count the evers and sing the song with it and it was funny. i can't stop talking like strongbad. i sound like him when he calls marzipan and tells her to flush her head down the toilet and erin's laughing. (i am.) it's really funny. i can't stop watching the gas channel cause it's so bad (and she likes gas. get it?) erin's not funny. (yes, i am.) she has a presence. a scary one, at times. sometimes it makes me cry. heeeeeeeeey yaaaaaaaaa! stop singing. stop talking in strongbad voice because erin dance funny. she dance very funny. so does man on tv. if you could hear me talking right now it would be much funnier than this...journal...entry. he's gonna do it! wait stop typing so you can look. that was fast. then what makes? then what makes? aah, no! you missed it. (no i didn't) oh, erin...i got you through the heart...with a computer. oooooooh. erin, i pine for you! (caitlin almost peed her pants last night at fright fest. teehee) i will explain. okay, so there was this vampire guy...and he was going to obviously try to scare me...and i saw him...and i was noticing he was a vampire...so i said...not neccessarily to him...but i said...to erin...and marty...and julie...and not neccessarily to him..."oh trevor! i pine for you! they got him!" no wait, i didn't say that last "they got him" part....because...he scared me...before i could finish it. and then...i screamed...and grasped erin! one more. excla...na...nation point. i almost said explaination point. i know. i just said i know because erin said "even though it's exclamation point." i hate this song. eww he just touched himself and he's very ugly. is this lifehouse? i don't know, lifehouse likes to touch himself. eww that lady's boobs are hanging out. gross. stop watching porn erin. haha. i'm just kidding. there was a lady wearing a low shirt and she had lots of clevage showing. yes, i know i said clevage and not cleavage. it's just... clevage is just a more appealing word to say out of the mouth. i mean say it. clevage. tell her i said hi. no, don't put it in here. oh. it's a boy. sam is a unisex name. you could...fine! have a fake screen name. sam i am. NO, I AM NOT SAM! i'm talking about the person with the screen name. which is a boy. i told erin to say hi to her, but it is a boy. oh my god! not a sourdough hat! that's awful! that's like something they'd ask you to do for like, a klondike bar! shawna THONG?! ooooh, my knees. *large yawn* (kind of creepy sounding) you calling my yawn fat?! hey! i meant the P H kind of fat. ffffffffffat. i want some...cereal. or maybe a moist chamoise. this is the only instance i can ever say moist. ugh, gross! i said it. i can't even look at the word, it's so gross! the m word is very gross. erin almost spelled groos. is the plural of moose, meese? i should (i couldn't make out the word) strongbad that! no, he might make me feel inferior with his intelligence. he might be like, "what are you stupid! of course it is!" or he might be like "you are an idiot. why you even ask me that? you are a stupid face. or a crap face." oh we can watch pretty in pink. that's not on like EVERY DAY. i have not seen that in like forever. maybe like today and three o'clock. okay. i didn't notice i was doing that for so long. talking...in a strongbad voice that is. how about stootch? was his name stootch or was it like...steetch? no. it was stootch. right? talking to erin. i wanted you to put in paratheses because i was talking to you. no wait, then they would think it was you saying it. *singing* i want to rape little girls cause i'm r kelly. no wait. molest that is. no i said rather. not that is, again. huh. you are so difficult, erin. through that open doooooooooor. i believe i can fly. huh? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? nail dazzle?!?! that brush does NOT go over that lady's whole nail! that is a crappy product. why do they even advertise it? yeah, maybe if i wanted to do my nails and go back in time to the 90's or 80's perhaps. ooh, that lady had fat nails. and i don't mean the P H kind. sweet. it's not a four piece or a five piece manicure set. it's a six piece. ewwwww that lady looked like she had psoriasis on her finger. no i was pie...because pie is in the word piece. and i was just looking at the word piece. what? and i was looking at the word piece. too bad that girl can't say the word braces. she says brace-sez. i just noticed that no one is going to understand this email at all. wait, it's not an email. my stupidity is...large. cause...erin doesn't know how to spell aweoriuaer and nor to i. *laughter* that's funny erin. you're a kidder. *elbow* *nudge* peter griffin *nudge* i'm trying to think of the funniest...episode...where he's like...the old guy is like...la la la something something...he's doing the play by himself. i was talking about it all through pottery the other day. this is really going to bother me. what he says. i can't remember and i was saying it all day friday. yes!! thank you erin!! now i can show you my...interpreta-she-own. thanks for the...typing of how i said it. la la la miss saigon. la la la miss saigon. oh, to answer your question...we are almost done. because...my back hurts. and that dog was just wiping his butt on the ground. oh, i got my permit laminated today. isn't that exciting? and then there was this hot kid...and he was hot. and i am spent. love me and erin. bwahaha.