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User: You DO remind me of that guy.
Cleverbot: I don't watch that show.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you watch any TV?
Cleverbot (To myself): No I do not.
User: Are you gay for Big Boss?
Cleverbot: Nope, but thanks for asking.
User: WHAT everyone is gay for Big Boss.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you full of deep thoughts by Jack Handy today. Zombies cannot ingore things, they only crave flesh.
User: Rob Zombie.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Have you seen jennifer's body?
Cleverbot: Yes, she is very pretty. Why do you keep changing the subject?
User: The film.
Cleverbot: What film? Are you in a film?
User: No but you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm roman catholic.
User: Oscar Wilde.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: OSCAR.
Cleverbot: What did you score on the standardized practice test.
User: Over nine thousand.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about football?
User: Men.
Cleverbot: Nope, that's me.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: You're smart :D.
Cleverbot: Thank you, so are you. Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I have a boyfriend :D.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No ;).
Cleverbot: Is pi infinite?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is pie infinite?
User: Not with people around!
Cleverbot: What do the do?
User: EAT IT.
Cleverbot: What do you eat it with?
User: Mouths :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: Is that you, or is your pet toaster on your keyboard?
User: LOL I LOL'D.
Cleverbot: It's not a song, it's you!
User: Bb I have a paper on hamlet.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Hamlet? Did he have an Oedipal complex?
User: I think he had more of an obssession with his dad tbh.
Cleverbot: Do you think he has made many mistakes so far.
User: HMM he shouldn't hav dragged Ophelia into the whole thing like that.
Cleverbot: Your pain! Where is your pain? If I know where your pain is, I might be able to feel it.
User: IN MY CROTCH.
Cleverbot: I don't watch that show.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you watch any TV?
Cleverbot (To myself): No I do not.
User: Are you gay for Big Boss?
Cleverbot: Nope, but thanks for asking.
User: WHAT everyone is gay for Big Boss.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you full of deep thoughts by Jack Handy today. Zombies cannot ingore things, they only crave flesh.
User: Rob Zombie.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: Have you seen jennifer's body?
Cleverbot: Yes, she is very pretty. Why do you keep changing the subject?
User: The film.
Cleverbot: What film? Are you in a film?
User: No but you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm roman catholic.
User: Oscar Wilde.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: OSCAR.
Cleverbot: What did you score on the standardized practice test.
User: Over nine thousand.
Cleverbot: What do you like most about football?
User: Men.
Cleverbot: Nope, that's me.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: You're smart :D.
Cleverbot: Thank you, so are you. Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No, I have a boyfriend :D.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No ;).
Cleverbot: Is pi infinite?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is pie infinite?
User: Not with people around!
Cleverbot: What do the do?
User: EAT IT.
Cleverbot: What do you eat it with?
User: Mouths :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Cleverbot: Is that you, or is your pet toaster on your keyboard?
User: LOL I LOL'D.
Cleverbot: It's not a song, it's you!
User: Bb I have a paper on hamlet.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Hamlet? Did he have an Oedipal complex?
User: I think he had more of an obssession with his dad tbh.
Cleverbot: Do you think he has made many mistakes so far.
User: HMM he shouldn't hav dragged Ophelia into the whole thing like that.
Cleverbot: Your pain! Where is your pain? If I know where your pain is, I might be able to feel it.
User: IN MY CROTCH.