Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July ___justletgo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In March I bought porn for runamuk14 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-28 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
oonicole07oo