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Jul 10, 2009 22:11

my mom's best friend has a daughter my age; her name is jasmine.
jasmine had her birthday party at the local pool today. naturally, my mom and i went.
i didn't swim (half because i didn't feel very good and half because i knew jasmine would invite a bunch of asshole guys that i hate, and they weren't about to see me half naked) but people kept trying to get me to come in the pool, just with my jeans and tank top on. i said no, i didn't feel good. plus, i had my cell phone in one pocket and my iPod (which is my favorite and probably most used posession) in the other pocket. i would have taken them out but there were a bunch of other people there--again, asshole guys--who would take them the second i turned around.

jasmine's little brother joseph kept splashing me with water, which was alright, just a little annoying. :| after a while i got tired of that (xD) and got up and stood in front of where jasmine, her mom, my best friend chelsea with her mom, and my mom were inside the pool. they kept trying to get me to come in and this time i said no and before i could tell them that i had my stuff in my pockets, somebody who i don't know comes up from behind me and pushes me closer to the edge of the pool. not only am i like a centimeter away from falling, i'm also a total klutz, so i fell immediately into the water, iPod and cell phone still in my pockets. i was kind of not taking in what was happening, i didn't even realize i was in water until about 5 seconds later, because like i said, i wasn't feeling good so i was kinda out of it. :P  by the time i realized that, all the moms were surrounding me like "OMG BB ARE YOU OK?" and i'm just like starting to freak out because my ipod is what gets me through the day and if i don't have it i'll be an emo little bitch all day.

chelsea is just sitting there feeling my pain since something similar happened to her, and her mom is coming over to grab my phone to try to dry it out and i'm just like "SCREW THE PHONE, GET THE IPOD!" and the other moms are still around me saying crap like "ARE YOU OK? DID ANYTHING SHOCK YOU? DID YOU HURT YOUR HEAD? DO YOU WANT A MILLION DOLLARS?" they didn't actually ask the last one though, but if they did i would've said yes.

chelsea's mom is like a miracle worker so my phone might not be completely screwed. but she doesn't know a thing about ipods so she couldn't do much about it. now it has water inside the screen that doesn't seem to be coming out. maybe i'm just being my usual pessimist self but i don't think it's gonna work anymore. that sucks because now everyone's gonna have to put up with emo!ariel until i get a new one.
and it's all because of a bitch with insanely curly hair. her face is imbedded into my brain. so if i ever see her again, i will get revenge.
this is a warning: do not mess with ariel's ipod, because this could end up being you.

;)

/rant

i'm sorry if this post makes no sense at all, i may or may not be loopy from taking way too much advil to get rid of the headaches. it all seems perfect in my mind. :P

i don't feel like doing tags rn, ariel is unhappy

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