Weekend
This weekend was great. Life's pretty good right now. There is one person which I wish would leave this state, it would probably surprise a few people. But it's no one with a lj account. But last weekend was crazy awesome. Went to a party for the jags game, it was pretty fun. I played hockey and it was the best game ever. I didn't get hurt.....very much, but someone else did. Almost broke his jaw actually. The puck hit him in the face going like 100 mph, but it him from the flat side so it didnt break it. The dance last friday was not as spectacular as I thought it was going to be. These girls kept pestering me to dance with a girl. Now they all hate me, but it's a good thing because now i don't have to deal with them, score! Wrote my first script. It's for a project for crit thinking. Hope I can memorize it!
Peace
Script
YANNICK
Hello and welcome to the first and hopefully LAST presidential debate about Murray Middle School's colors. I don't know why we are doing this infantile debate but oh well, we are all here anyway so we might as well get on with it. Mr. President your opening statement, please.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Of course, we are at a time of tragic tragedy. We have experienced acts of war and we do not take acts of war lightly. In fact, I believe that Saddam Hussein is hiding nuclear weapons and that is also and act of-
He is cut off by Yannick
YANNICK
MR. PRESIDENT! We are talking about Murray Middle School's colors, not the war. Please get on it.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Oh right, pulls down left sleeve The drilling in Alaska is not affecting the seals in the slighter-
He is cut off by Yannick
YANNICK
FOR GOD'S SAKE MR. PRESIDENT! COLORS! We are talking about Murray Middles School Colors!
PRESIDENT BUSH
Ohhhh. Well, um, I believe that Murray's colors are fine colors and that they are obviously.....colorful , and they are obviously colorful and......pass.
YANNICK
My god. Mr. Clinton please for heavens sake have a better opening statement than President Bush.
CLINTON
Well of course. My fellow Americans, I did not have any sort of relation-
He is cut off by Yannick
CLINTON
Please, Mr. Clinton I am begging you, get on the topic.
CLINTON
Oh right. Well I believe that the colors should change. Change is good. I like change. I brings good morale and good morale in a school bring happiness and happiness brings better f-cat scores. And another thing I think that-
Gets cut off
PRESIDENT BUSH
Ya see I have no Idea what your yapping about all you keep saying is, "Wrong colors, Wrong time" But I just don't get it what the heck is that supposed to mean.
YANNICK
Um, Mr. President. He never said that.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Are you sure cause' I coulda' swore that he said that.
YANNICK
Please shut this bumbling idiot up, bumbling idiot number 2 please continue.
CLINTON
As I was saying, I did not have relations with that,
Dirty look from Yannick
CLINTON
Oh right, The school colors changing is an absolute good thing. Brings morale. Kids like morale, it's a good thing. It will make more kids want to come here, smart kids, better f-cat grades. It will also be a good change for the staff. Who wants to see the same old boring, tacky, terrible, disgusting, Nauseasious-
YANNICK
Get on with it. And by the way, Nauseasious is not a flipping word. I think the word that you are talking about is Nauseating.
CLINTON
Well that depends on what the definition of "is" is.
PRESIDENT BUSH
I have no idea what you just said, this whole conversation is confusing me. I just don't understand and all the people make fun of me and that's not fair, it's not fair. I mean I have a hard job, it's hard work, I'm working hard, coming in Saturdays and ordering out. Dick and I work hard, every day, hard work.
YANNICK
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO INTELLECTUAL TO SAY PRESIDENT BUSH!
PRESIDENT BUSH
Well. I suppose that it might cost a lot and money is a very valuable thing, we have to work hard to get money, it's hard work
Cut off
YANNICK
Please say something intelligent Mr. Clinton.
CLINTON
That's an easy one, now see, to counter act the money, you would have the students pick their favorite color, therefore inspiring them and then since the majority will like the colors many students will participate in what some may call "fund raisers". Many common folk like yourselves have not heard of fund raisers. It is when you raise funds, thus the name fund raisers.
YANNICK
Do you people even listen to what your saying. Do you contemplate what your about to say before you say it.
PRESIDENT BUSH
I have a saying that i would like to say to you Mr. I know everything because i tell the questions and I'm great.
YANNICK
Oh my god.
PRESIDENT BUSH
It's an old Texas saying, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and it's still shame on you because I'm the president and that's just not nice and....um...fool...me... three times and.....You're a republican, vote for me.
YANNICK
I think I'm going to vomit.
CLINTON
You see, if you pick me for president of the United states than I will change Murray middle school's colors and make it so that the teachers students and parents are happy.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Look, this debate is, its, i don't understand y'all. You confuse me.
YANNICK
I am sick of this and it's obvious that Mr. Clinton wins. I don't care what the audience thinks. I hate you two. I have lost a chunk of my life for nothing, I CAN NEVER GET THAT TIME BACK! Just say your closing statements.
CLINTON
Look, my fellow Americans. I do what all the other presidents do, shake hands, kiss baby, shake hands, kiss baby, kiss hands, shake baby's. It's all the same. But what I have that my opponent doesn't have is lady skills.
YANNICK
Keep that issue out, keep it PG Clinton.
CLINTON
Right. Changing the colors will absolutely help this school's spirit it will help grades, unless your child is a un-cultured zombie, and it will make parents approve more of the school if their child is happy and if their not their uncultured zombies. It won't cost much if we get the school body behind us. That is all, goodnight America.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Blinking Rapidly
YANNICK
What are you doing Mr. President?
PRESIDENT BUSH
It's Morse code to Cheney, I don't know what I'm doing right now so I am asking him what to say, just like all my other speeches. Hey, how do you say SOS in Morse code?
YANNICK
Thank god, this debate is over. These two bumbling idiots can leave and I can be in peace, goodnight Americas.
Peace
Script
YANNICK
Hello and welcome to the first and hopefully LAST presidential debate about Murray Middle School's colors. I don't know why we are doing this infantile debate but oh well, we are all here anyway so we might as well get on with it. Mr. President your opening statement, please.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Of course, we are at a time of tragic tragedy. We have experienced acts of war and we do not take acts of war lightly. In fact, I believe that Saddam Hussein is hiding nuclear weapons and that is also and act of-
He is cut off by Yannick
YANNICK
MR. PRESIDENT! We are talking about Murray Middle School's colors, not the war. Please get on it.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Oh right, pulls down left sleeve The drilling in Alaska is not affecting the seals in the slighter-
He is cut off by Yannick
YANNICK
FOR GOD'S SAKE MR. PRESIDENT! COLORS! We are talking about Murray Middles School Colors!
PRESIDENT BUSH
Ohhhh. Well, um, I believe that Murray's colors are fine colors and that they are obviously.....colorful , and they are obviously colorful and......pass.
YANNICK
My god. Mr. Clinton please for heavens sake have a better opening statement than President Bush.
CLINTON
Well of course. My fellow Americans, I did not have any sort of relation-
He is cut off by Yannick
CLINTON
Please, Mr. Clinton I am begging you, get on the topic.
CLINTON
Oh right. Well I believe that the colors should change. Change is good. I like change. I brings good morale and good morale in a school bring happiness and happiness brings better f-cat scores. And another thing I think that-
Gets cut off
PRESIDENT BUSH
Ya see I have no Idea what your yapping about all you keep saying is, "Wrong colors, Wrong time" But I just don't get it what the heck is that supposed to mean.
YANNICK
Um, Mr. President. He never said that.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Are you sure cause' I coulda' swore that he said that.
YANNICK
Please shut this bumbling idiot up, bumbling idiot number 2 please continue.
CLINTON
As I was saying, I did not have relations with that,
Dirty look from Yannick
CLINTON
Oh right, The school colors changing is an absolute good thing. Brings morale. Kids like morale, it's a good thing. It will make more kids want to come here, smart kids, better f-cat grades. It will also be a good change for the staff. Who wants to see the same old boring, tacky, terrible, disgusting, Nauseasious-
YANNICK
Get on with it. And by the way, Nauseasious is not a flipping word. I think the word that you are talking about is Nauseating.
CLINTON
Well that depends on what the definition of "is" is.
PRESIDENT BUSH
I have no idea what you just said, this whole conversation is confusing me. I just don't understand and all the people make fun of me and that's not fair, it's not fair. I mean I have a hard job, it's hard work, I'm working hard, coming in Saturdays and ordering out. Dick and I work hard, every day, hard work.
YANNICK
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO INTELLECTUAL TO SAY PRESIDENT BUSH!
PRESIDENT BUSH
Well. I suppose that it might cost a lot and money is a very valuable thing, we have to work hard to get money, it's hard work
Cut off
YANNICK
Please say something intelligent Mr. Clinton.
CLINTON
That's an easy one, now see, to counter act the money, you would have the students pick their favorite color, therefore inspiring them and then since the majority will like the colors many students will participate in what some may call "fund raisers". Many common folk like yourselves have not heard of fund raisers. It is when you raise funds, thus the name fund raisers.
YANNICK
Do you people even listen to what your saying. Do you contemplate what your about to say before you say it.
PRESIDENT BUSH
I have a saying that i would like to say to you Mr. I know everything because i tell the questions and I'm great.
YANNICK
Oh my god.
PRESIDENT BUSH
It's an old Texas saying, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and it's still shame on you because I'm the president and that's just not nice and....um...fool...me... three times and.....You're a republican, vote for me.
YANNICK
I think I'm going to vomit.
CLINTON
You see, if you pick me for president of the United states than I will change Murray middle school's colors and make it so that the teachers students and parents are happy.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Look, this debate is, its, i don't understand y'all. You confuse me.
YANNICK
I am sick of this and it's obvious that Mr. Clinton wins. I don't care what the audience thinks. I hate you two. I have lost a chunk of my life for nothing, I CAN NEVER GET THAT TIME BACK! Just say your closing statements.
CLINTON
Look, my fellow Americans. I do what all the other presidents do, shake hands, kiss baby, shake hands, kiss baby, kiss hands, shake baby's. It's all the same. But what I have that my opponent doesn't have is lady skills.
YANNICK
Keep that issue out, keep it PG Clinton.
CLINTON
Right. Changing the colors will absolutely help this school's spirit it will help grades, unless your child is a un-cultured zombie, and it will make parents approve more of the school if their child is happy and if their not their uncultured zombies. It won't cost much if we get the school body behind us. That is all, goodnight America.
PRESIDENT BUSH
Blinking Rapidly
YANNICK
What are you doing Mr. President?
PRESIDENT BUSH
It's Morse code to Cheney, I don't know what I'm doing right now so I am asking him what to say, just like all my other speeches. Hey, how do you say SOS in Morse code?
YANNICK
Thank god, this debate is over. These two bumbling idiots can leave and I can be in peace, goodnight Americas.