Nov 21, 2010 15:15
[The video feed turns on with the blonde fixing some things in her room. Putting some clothes away. Once the last thing is put away she climbs into her bed, sighing a little to herself. She can finally relax! Though when she puts her hand under her pillow she finds something..]
Huh? [Blinks and pulls the item out...it's a CD?]
...Love Songs? [She's trying to figure out why that's there, then suddenly the lights in her room get brighter, soft music plays and Usagi is smiling into the camera.]
Hey everyone! This is Tsukino Usagi here to present to you something wonderful!
Ladies! Do you ever want to set the mood for you and your man? Or do you want to listen to something romantic on the way home? Well do I have the CD for you!
The Ultimate Love Song Collection!
Tunes you know and love that set the mood and give your special guy [She winks at her camera.] that little hint he needs to know it's time to look away from the tv to pay attention to you and your needs.
This CD contains eighteen, yes EIGHTEEN, love songs from memorable artists. Don't want to listen to any vocals? Only want to set the mood for a romantic night? This CD contains instrumental melodies too!
All of this can be yours for as little as 19.99!
But wait! That's not all!
Call right now and receive this exclusive gift basket filled with lotions, oils and incense to help further get you and your love in that special mood.
But we're only giving away this bundle for the first 500 callers!
So what are you waiting for? Dial 1-800-555-LOVE to place your order today!
This makes a great birthday gift, anniversary gift or just a little something to show you care!
Pick up the phone and dial now! [She ends with a smile and a wink. Usagi's in this pose for the next five minutes before the music and lights fade away. The recording ends there and she's left wondering wtf just happened.]
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