Feb 12, 2006 23:34
Dear person who infected me with this great virus,
I hope you are enjoying vomiting more times than you are able to count on one hand in less than ten hours. I also hope you are not able to ingest any fluids without having them come flying out of your mouth ten minutes later. I'm sure you're weak and dehydrated and running a fever as well. I'd really hate to be the one having all the fun.
Make it stop :(