men are like...

[oojessieoo]

Men are like...Laxatives: They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like...Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like...Vacations: They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like...Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like...Blenders: You need one, but you're not sure quite why.

Men are like...Coffee: The best ones are rich,warm and can keep you up all
night long.

Men are like...Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like...Government bonds: They take sooooooo long to mature.

Men are like...Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do and are usually
wrong.

Men are like...Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like...Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like...Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like...Parking spots: All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped

katie and i thought this was pretty funny! tehehe!