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Dec 12, 2006 20:18

From Anne's tag; Ten Things I Love Beginning with the Letter S.

Sarah Michelle Gellar - the first and only celebrity crush I have ever had. Admittedly, she lost her appeal when she got all anorexic around Season 3 of Buffy, but I carry the torch for tradition's sake. Also, she's a natural brunette, which explains while even though I always went for blondes, I finally found satisfaction in a brunette.

Sandman, The - on one hand, it's an overrated comic series that really only appeals to first year philosophy majors who think they hold the answers to everything. On the other, the series birthed Death and Delirium, and the last half of the story proper was uncommonly good. But I mainly list it because it let's me segue to my adoration of Death.

Soundwave - the best Transformer ever, because he was a goddamned boom box. Semi trucks, VW Beetles, and even fighter jets can't compare to the awesomness of a boom box robot. He also had little cassette tapes that turned into a panther, a buzzard, and an...earthquake maker dude. The Autobots had Blaster, but the Deceptacon is the cooler of the boom boxes.

Succubi - the Succubus was my favorite pet when I had a Warlock in World of Warcraft. Not only did she help me slay monsters like nobody's business, but she also cracked a whip and cackled maniacally, which seems to be a recurring trend in my love life.

Solo, Han - a man's man if there ever was one. He shot first, doesn't need to tell his woman "I love
you" back, and took out Boba Fett while blind. Also, he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, and being that a parsec is a measurement of distance, and not time, that very feat boggles the mind.

Soup - French Onion, Clam Chowder, Tortilla...soups are awesome, and the perfect compliment to a grilled cheese sandwich.

Slang - I applaud all attempts to mire the communicative process.

Sheets - forget quilts, nothing is better then getting into bed and feeling tight, sheer sheets on your legs.

Swearing - it's said that profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate, and it's generally the case, but when used in proper moderation, it soothes your mind and clarifies a situation just so.

Smoking - I don't smoke per se, but I do enjoy holding the occasional cigarette when in a group situation. There's just something that makes you look more authoritative and omniscient when you're waving a cigarette in the air, and stabbing the air with it every time you make a point.
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