Reward For Visit

Jul 06, 2011 21:43

Oohay not write to Radish Patch many, for some time length. To make reward for reader to visit Radish Patch faithfully, Oohay now yield to reader great secrets. This know-ledge being now imparted is great value very important and useful to you. Please to listen carefully.

Mice have three legs.

Peanut butter has no afterlife, except if eaten in large quantities.

Some dogs are intelligent.

The jury is out on Republicans of America in same regard.

A sharp knife cuts fingertips quite well.

A small problem recognized by Latchka, but ignored by Oohay, will turn out to be a big problem.

Many birds and animals seem to be quite nice. Perhaps you could be friends with them.

The jury is out on Republicans of America in same regard.

Back when Tootsie Pops cost only two pennies, Oohay thought they were expensive. You will have the same experience with your first personal space ship. But choose the right flavor.

Friends typically don't do bad things to their friends, behind their back, no matter if they believe the end justifies the means. Doing so often means the ends of being friends.

Remember that there are more good people in the world than bad people. Help this situation along by reducing the number of bad people. No, wait, Oohay is kidding.

Science has proven that the dolphin fish is smarter than a dead amoeba.

The jury is out on Republicans of America in same regard.

When someone seems to be a "jerk", perhaps when you look deeper, they really are a good person facing difficulties you do not know of. Other times, their jerkiness goes very deep. But even then, perhaps you should look very deep also.

For Republicans of America, and the Tea Party jerks, apparently most birds, animals, plants, insects, mice, rocks, clouds, rivers, oceans, mountains, forests, and clams agree that looking deeper is a waste of time. Some amoebas believed otherwise, but they are dead now due to unnecessary budget cuts and wanton environmental destruction.

Often, a longer sentence says less than a short one.

Not this time:

a. blern foo trick

b. The number of prime numbers which be revealed via "repeating decimal sequences" generated in part through what is called "Polish Multiplication" or "African Multiplication" is quite astounding, at least for a non-mathematician. Euler, Fermat, Lagrange, and even wonderful Omar Khayyám (let's keep things in proper proportion please) do not fit into that category. Oohay does. Unfortunately, cephalopods are probably smarter than Oohay.

Please note that while sentence "b." may not interest you, it does say more than sentence .a" after all. Let that be a lesson to you.

It is sincerely hoped that the waste of time you just experienced will also be a lesson.

The jury is out on Republicans of America in same regard.

P.S. Charlie Sexton's Under The Wishing Tree is a work of art.
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