"There's not much cake in a penis...but boobs, everyone can eat!"
Yeeeeeah, so, it's been a while, almost a month in fact! A lot of crazy shit's gone down but I can't be arsed to go into it so I won't...in all fairness, I doubt anyone actually cares anyway! I'm still alive though, which is great! I'm also in love with my gym instructor (Matt) because he has ginger dreads. That's right, you heard me, GINGER DREADS! He's a ginge who's proud of his ginge roots (haha no pun intended...get it? roots...hair...roots? Oh whatever, my humour is lost on you)! But it's a bitter sweet kinda' love, coz he's this totally awesome guy and we get on like a house on fire but at the same time I hate him with every over-worked muscle in my body because he makes me do a crazy amount of negative reps on the weight machines and I stupidly told him I wanted to do proper press ups so now he's making me do static press ups which are a bitch. It's cool, I'm still looking forward to having his babies, they'll be cute little brown babies with ginger hair which we can dread from birth...sure people will point and laugh at first, but they'll get over it. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?
I know I said I wouldn't go into what's been happening but I have to say this...JACK JOHNSON WAS FUCKING AMAZING. ILOVEHIMILOVEHIMILOVEHIM. There, now that's done. Now there's just a little thing called Jose Gonzales to look forward to...April 21st, BRISTOL HERE I COME!
I've been a culinary goddess the last few weeks, I baked this awesome devil's food cake for my housemate Jon's birthday and decorated it all funky like, and he LOVED it which made me happy! And then, I was inspired, so I decided to make the world's best chocolate mousse last Saturday which I served up in posh wine glasses and decorated with chocolate curls and Galaxy Minstrels and THEY WERE SO GOOD! Mmm...chocolate.
Jake's leaving to Australia at the end of this month. : (
I have a friend coming to visit me from Dubai on Thursday. This would be cool if he wasn't staying for a week. A WEEK! What am I going to do with him? And I have a couple of essays to do too...grrreat. Meh, enough complaints.
On a slightly different note - DUBAI IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS! WOO WOO! Sunshine and long lazy days are back again, and that's what happiness is made of.
I was watching Futurama the other day, and it made me think...Would you have sex with a guy/girl who had a giant eye in the middle of their face if they were really really hot? Would ya? Huh? Huh?
My bed's looking good right about now. *wink nudge* x
I know I said I wouldn't go into what's been happening but I have to say this...JACK JOHNSON WAS FUCKING AMAZING. ILOVEHIMILOVEHIMILOVEHIM. There, now that's done. Now there's just a little thing called Jose Gonzales to look forward to...April 21st, BRISTOL HERE I COME!
I've been a culinary goddess the last few weeks, I baked this awesome devil's food cake for my housemate Jon's birthday and decorated it all funky like, and he LOVED it which made me happy! And then, I was inspired, so I decided to make the world's best chocolate mousse last Saturday which I served up in posh wine glasses and decorated with chocolate curls and Galaxy Minstrels and THEY WERE SO GOOD! Mmm...chocolate.
Jake's leaving to Australia at the end of this month. : (
I have a friend coming to visit me from Dubai on Thursday. This would be cool if he wasn't staying for a week. A WEEK! What am I going to do with him? And I have a couple of essays to do too...grrreat. Meh, enough complaints.
On a slightly different note - DUBAI IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS! WOO WOO! Sunshine and long lazy days are back again, and that's what happiness is made of.
I was watching Futurama the other day, and it made me think...Would you have sex with a guy/girl who had a giant eye in the middle of their face if they were really really hot? Would ya? Huh? Huh?
My bed's looking good right about now. *wink nudge* x