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ooh_dixie

Blub...

Jul 22, 2005 22:25

So, I've come to the conclusion that I am a pathetic little girl. Yep, it's true, I am. I have this great big idealist view of everything and trust everyone and am stupid and naive and I really need to grow out of it. Anyway, whatever, life goes on so shmeh shmeh, I'll just keep getting affected by everything more than I should and keep crying ( Read more... )

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fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 18:22:37 UTC

You're not fat, your friends are just retarded! Insert a lobster in their rectums the next time they mouth off. And then take them on a really bumpy car ride.

That is all.

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 19:36:55 UTC

Ahahaha! You're brilliant! And you've clearly dealt with a lot of silly women (much like myself) in your lifetime. x

P.S. How do you know I'm not fat?

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 19:40:11 UTC

That is completely besides the point! Wether you've got a giant goiter growing out of your crotch that makes it look like you have a penis and balls or not, it's still lame of your friends to make fun of you for it. That would make more sense if all girls had an incessant fear that it looked like they had a penis.

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 19:46:04 UTC

Funny you should say that...I always thought it'd be kinda cool to randomly have a penis sprout out for a day, think of all the ex-boyfriends I could freak out with that one! But it's okay, my friends say shit as a joke, it was my dad I was upset about...he took me out for dinner and then called me fat. Needless to say, he spent a lot of money on a lot of uneaten food that night. Oh, and your journal is horrible as it won't let me send any love your way. x

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 19:47:16 UTC

In that case you shall be added, so that you may give me love. XD

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 19:49:24 UTC

Yaaaaay! Look at us...bonding and stuff!

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 19:53:13 UTC

BOOM-YAKA!

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 19:54:43 UTC

I'm...not really sure how to respond to that...

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 19:57:12 UTC

Typically with boobies, but confusion will suffice.

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 20:00:14 UTC

Psh...it always goes back to the boobies doesn't it? Tsk tsk. When do you suggest we stop this?

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 20:14:42 UTC

When my nipples secede from the union.

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 20:27:03 UTC

A mental image that disturbs me greatly. Thank you for that.

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 20:28:52 UTC

De nada, Dutchess de Pant'loones.

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 20:35:57 UTC

I'm going to be very impressed if you're coming up with all of this while you're stone cold sober.

fresh_nazty July 23 2005, 20:39:22 UTC

100% sober, baby. It's all crazies up in here.

ooh_dixie July 23 2005, 20:42:20 UTC

That's what I was afraid of.

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