yah blud Keep It Tight-Keep It Real
last night...fucking amazing
aaah so went to my teeny cousin ellas birthday party, swimming party, sooo fun, me and ella making friends wiht all the little kids SO cute. got paid £20 for an hour playing in a pool. lollll. then came back, went to ella's, georgia came. got ready-funniest pictures ever, major case of botox mwa ha ha. and georgias boobs : ) being with those two makes me smile so much. funniest moments leaving the house looking like prostitutes...pictures later. got on the bus, some rudebois shouting 'SLAG' at us. haha. thenn got to the kigns rd, got alcohol, people in the car laughing at me, i think they thought i was trying to get picked up lolll. then running after georgia and doing the FATTEST drop. soooo embarrassing : p getitng drunk on the st-i haven't done that in sooo long, it felt amazing : ) getting to bessie's, those men 'you look way better than all of that group do [some other peeople going to the party] ... we heard them talking about you, they're jealous' we were like-woooah time to go inside loll. went in, guy looking beautiful, saw all the strethams, aaah can't really explain but just the bestest night. fucking most hilarious moment ever:
outside in the garden, talking to guy when suddenly 'so vikki, i hear that you're a lesbian and like came out of the closest last week?' and the worst part...he was being totally serious. he actually thought i was bisexual. later talking to will, i can't BELIEVE that gayboy lacey started that rumour what a motherfucker.
'make-out room' well funny, dancing alone with willy when NOBODY else in the room was, me and guy dancing in front of the stairs, ella dancing on the motherfucking table-that was hilarrrrious, burning ed with my fag, never forgiving him ever ever ever [until he went all the way to the shop to get me a buneo] talking in the alley with sam spencer raf henry max etc, in the kitchen with harriet, pulling hannah lovell sexy sexy-fred and ed etc like 'wow' haha, going out with indi then DUMPING HER, then in the kitchen with james deedee and ed-kicked out by lauren haha, in the toilet with the girl who will not be named throwing up, blowing kisses to a.j., aaaaah just so much niceness. will lacey being a KNOB in the makeout room, but i was rude to him earlier so i am very sorry, alex trying his best to help me find ed when 'let me love you' came on, tommy and ed harmonising on 'hey jude' awwwh, talking to the oh-so-beautiful kt pearson, aaah just general fucking goodtimes all night really.
after we left, standing on the st forever, then those guys coming up to us 'three goodlooking ladies like you and not one has a lighter?' and thenn walking to tesco, my feet hurting SO much so guy carrying me, attacking everybody with the sword...oh my god that was HILARIOUS. going into tesco, asking luke in all serious whether if i tried to threaten the shop-people with my sword they would give me some food, him being like 'what the fuck is wrong with you?' haha, then in the queue the guys 'have you ever seen a face like this?' me: 'um no-and i'm glad' he was like whaaat? guy was laughing at me soo much cos the guy was like 'aren't you attracted to me? you're very sexy' i was like ewwww go away. lolll. then sitting outside on the st for sooo long, tommy refusing to swap his trousers for my skirt hmph. then looong talk with tommy again 'never change your frame of mind from how it is about this now' dr.pepper though ewww. then getting the cab back, laughing cos we can't talk about stuff like that in the back of a cab : ) ella's, just laughing none stop, still totally fuckered. georgia was ooooon ffiiiiire. haha. sooo much to laugh at. then jacks lovely txt-ahem.
today, lunch at ellas, then back to mine, then natashas with emily, daisy and clare [clares birthday-happy birthday tonkman! : )] even though i just saw them i miss them all, cos it doesn't feel like i properly did. at the end just me dom and em, very nice. lala. home. yeh. love to all xXx