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Feb 19, 2008 18:00


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ooeeoo February 20 2008, 05:35:01 UTC
Okay, Internet, here's the thing: I have looked at Carly with my own eyes and she, seriously, only has one ear. The other one is just... gone and where it should be there's just a weird pink pucker, like a really veiny scar, and a tiny hole. It's SERIOUSLY CREEPY; you don't notice it at first but then it dawns on you that her face is dramatically asymmetrical and then oh GOD there's no EAR there and jesus, I felt like a terrible person but I couldn't help staring at it. If she could grow hair to cover it up a little it'd mitigate the fucking trauma of it a little, but she's bald like a baby. I mean in pretty much the exact way a newborn baby is, like with a little bit of weird crinkly hairs around the ears (in her case, the ear and the ear-hole) and a patch up top, but otherwise just sort of downy. But I digress, anyway she wouldn't really respond to any of my questions about how she lost (or failed to be born with) the ear; mainly, in fact, even when she was calm enough to communicate with - that is, between violent, raging tantrums and fits of pummeling/scratching - she only grunted in a distant sort of way and and resumed rummaging furiously through my laundry hamper; for what, I still have no idea, but I can say with certainty that she never found it, if her screeching and bodily resistance when the police finally came to remove her from my home are any indication.

I have expressed to Carly in no uncertain terms that I have no wish to socialize with her again now that I have... experienced... her in, as they say, "real life."

Please, anybody reading this, do not encourage Carly's continual posting in this livejournal by talking about her or responding to her comments. I'm really just hoping that if I ignore her, she'll go away. I guess that means I shouldn't be responding to her comment myself, heh, but since the... incident... I've had a hard time managing my emotions, plus I get real bad flashbacks, sometimes, that keep me up nights, so I thought it might help if I got all this off my chest. Carly, if you've got anything to say, you know you need to say it to my attorney, Larry H. Parker (http://www.larryhparker.com/). Thanks. Thanks, everybody. Sorry to involve you in this mess.

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brosephina February 20 2008, 22:45:29 UTC
You ate rice covered in ketchup and crusted with salt in exchange for a pancake. A soggy, room-temp pancake.

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ooeeoo February 21 2008, 20:08:29 UTC
I'd do it again Carly I'D DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

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brosephina February 21 2008, 22:29:58 UTC
would you eat all of that off my earstump?

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ooeeoo February 24 2008, 02:13:34 UTC
the pancake would have to be fresh

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brosephina February 24 2008, 04:49:54 UTC
NO DICE

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